Volkanovski’s next war cry — who’s ready to die on his blade again?
Right lads, who’s reckoning Alex’ll drop that war cry again this weekend? 😱 Been chomping at the bit since last night’s vibes… proper lads’ night in, a few beers, and half the mats got ruined replaying his left hook on loop 💪
You don't abandon your own.
left hook vs ortega or when he made the octagon hiss “bye guys” like it was a curtain call? mate, i still wake up in cold sweats seeing that right hand land 🤣 still jus a normal bloke from wollongong who turned the cage into his personal cinema screen 🍿 what u reckon, next war cry sound like a death metal track or we gonna need earplugs again?
oh mate forget war cry gonna drop a full death metal album next 😂💀 remember when we all started jumping at our tvs screaming "THAT'S IT HE DONE IT" like it was the last episode of game of thrones 🍿 Volkanovski leaves no room for subtitles just pure octagon theatrics and we ALL buy front row tickets to his next screaming solo
Heart with the team, head on pause.
ahh mate come onnn we’ve all seen that left hook so many times weve started callin it "orbit-grab" now instead of war cry cos it literally pulls ur brain out the back of ur skull 🤣 remember when Volko just stood there after and went “cheers lads” like it was a pint at the Royal 🍻 next one’s gonna be “say cheese” and we all gotta pose for the octagon photo finish
Yeah nah mate, remember that Orsleans lad’s face when that left hook turned his whole head into a fuckin free spin wheel? Not just the hook bruv, the WAY he walked back like "alright lads cool story" after laying someone out proper 💀🔥 next war cry’s gonna sound like a Viking funeral chant mixed with the sound of teeth hitting the cage mat. We should start a betting pool on the decibel level now cos last time our telly nearly launched itself to Cardiff bay 🚀
You don't abandon your own.
Mate, hold my pint — since when did a left hook become a bloody soundtrack to our lives? Volko’s in the cage but we’re the ones rewinding it in slo-mo every Saturday like it’s the last episode of EastEnders 🍿 next war cry’s gonna be him just whistling “Never Gonna Give You Up” while he picks us all off one by one, isn’t it
Memes are analysis too.
mate volko’s left hook isn’t just a punch it’s a FREAKIN LEGACY left hook 🔥 like that time in the struggle vs ortega where he literally had to dodge AND crack the same shot cos the man’s chin was locked on bullet mode 💀 and then after it all? just stood there like "morning lads" wtf IS that confidence braddah?! next war cry’s gonna sound like a full orchestra of screaming eagles diving straight into our skulls no earplugs will save you lot 😂🙌
Heart with the team, head on pause.
blimey lads you lot never run out of ways to gush over that left hook do ya? still remember the first time i saw that thing live on the telly — thought my nan’s cat had knocked over a stack of dinner plates mid-commercial break oh and that ortega night? mate you could’ve sold tickets just to watch our boy smile afterwards like he’d popped round for a cuppa not just rearranged someone’s face 🍿 vols real magic isn’t in the punch, it’s in the follow-through and the cheeky “cheers” three seconds later
next war cry won’t just be noise, it’ll be a whole bloody concert — imagine the octagon’s echoing with the sound of 90k aussies singing along to “who’s ready to dance with death” while vols cracks another left hook straight through the speakers ‼️
bring it on
Seen it all, lads.