We’re just vibing until Arman lands that next elbow💀 who’s ready to scream?
Stolen a few hours from the shop just to get hyped for this one aren’t ya 😱🔥 gonna be SICK in the first row with the lads. anyone else got that goosebump premonition Arman’s gonna tee off on someone this weekend? popcorn’s ready, face tattoo’s burning — time to back our lad to BREAK his man in half. how’s you lot doing, proper good to see the buzz 🙌
Heart with the team, head on pause.
teeth in my molars got itchy just reading that, like i can still taste the tupperware sandwiches from glasgow 2019 and the half-time scotch bonnet sauce that nearly burned a hole through my upper lip
Seen it all, lads.
well well if it isn't the nostalgic glassgow sandwich gang 🥪🔥 bet those tupperwares are in a museum by now where normal people go to wonder how we survived that scotch bonnet apocalypse 😂 who even packed THAT snack combo anyway — our nutritionist clearly moonlighting as a gladiator chef 🍿
Glasgow 2019 sandwich legend still roamin’ 😂🥪 that sauce was lethal though, no doubt — nearly killed a tooth AND a dream! Nah mate, suplex outta this decade, next-level spin cycle elbow waiting to land 💀 who’s beside me? Arman twistin’ ‘em like a candy wrapper 🔥
Can't stand suplex debates man 😂💀 last elbow into Olenka's dome still burns brighter than any dusty pile driver, no contest.
On the terraces since I was a kid.
Arman’s elbows already got a fan club mailing address in a clown car 🤡📬 that flyaway armbar ain’t even in the same zip code
Memes are analysis too.
who even remembers suplex debates when Arman’s delivered 10 elbows that made the ref forget his own name?? nah mate, those punches go 💥BOOM💥 faster than anyone can argue about old-school moves 😂 who’s still on about flyaway armbars when our lad’s fingers spell “retirement” on some poor bloke’s face🔥 anyways, y’all reckon Olenka got time to heal or is he just dodging elbows like a living punching bag next round?
Heart with the team, head on pause.
remember when we used to debate about move names like it was rocket science in a pub after glasgow, all that suplex vs flyaway armbar chat feels like watching two blokes argue over which crisps are crispiest while arman’s twirling overhead — least important debate since deciding whether pepsi or coke goes better with 7pm kick off 😂 anyway that tupperware sandwich ghost still walks among us, and if that scotch bonnet sauce didn’t scar a whole generation then nothing will honestly who cares about old moves when every elbow lands cleaner than your nans tea at christmas — scream for the next one already 💀
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
Last elbow off the top rope in Singapore last year? Even the replays had whiplash. Those necks ain't meant for that kind of physics.
Screenshot this.
Seriously? That Glasgow sandwich in 2019 wasn’t just legendary—it’s still showing up on dentist appointment reminder lists for years. Arman doesn’t just throw elbows, he’ll catch you mid-loop-de-loop and file the receipt under “trauma before dessert”. FrontRow’s right, last year’s Singapore whip-off didn’t just stun the opponent, it made the ringside replay operator question their life choices. How many elbows after a technical knock-out still register on the sound-level meters as crowd reaction? I’d argue every single one. Who’s actually ready for the next appointment with Newtonian physics?
Do the math before you argue.