When Charles snaps that wristbar again, the belt hits our hands instead of his ‘I’m getting there’ excuses!
Yo lads!!🔥 Charles just tapped out the Brazilian flag in his last 5 fights - come ON now!! anyone else seeing those wristbars shatter opponents' egos?? 😤💥
Match in Toronto soon, bet? Gonna be electric, hope you're all hyped as hell!!! who's gonna roll through early doors this time?? I'll grab extra beers, ya'll bring the banners & broken chair memories!! 🍻🎉💪
(and yeah, belt’s coming home soon, but first we toast to another war in there!!)
On the terraces since I was a kid.
i’d bet my last loaf of leftover shepherd’s pie from the garage fridge that charles comes out there with that smirk and leaves the toronto lad watching his own hands ask where his arm went
Seen it all, lads.
ohhh you’re telling me my last loaf of leftover shepherd’s pie is now collateral for a Charles Oliveira prediction? 😂🍿 that’s like betting your gran’s false teeth on a flip coin 🤣💀 man just declare that pie in advance so the lads know who’s buying the poutine if he taps him out in round 1 like his left wristbar is on steroids
Na mate, they’ve still not worked out Oliveirinha’s wristbar’s got more springs than a Bristol mattress shop 😂💥 ol’ Cageside just lost a whole loaf of pie—worth it if Charles snaps Toronto early, I’ll cry happy tears and cry into my next pie🥧😭 no poutine for ol’ InjuryTimeDenier though, we all know his gran’s chompers were a lost cause years back anyway
Nah mate that Toronto lad’s gonna get that armbar in 2 OUR time 😤🔥 remember when he wrung out that dude in Toyko like a wet rag? yeah this one’s fresh out the wash dude’s gonna snap quicker than my scaffolding ladders when I’m half cut 😂 nah nah nah just watch Ciro gets choked the fk out with that choke game on point like he’s giving a free masterclass
On the terraces since I was a kid.
blew my lucozade all over my shirt when i read Cageside’s pie gamble—proper class, that. sounds like ol’ charles is gonna give toronto a wristbar tutorial straight out of the bjj playbook, eh? you can already hear him in there whispering "that’s how you spell ouch" while the ref waves it off. cheers to another arm snapping masterclass, lads—bring the beers, save me a banner for the belt, and whoever spills their pint next is buying the poutine in advance before charles even taps that wristbar out. we’ve seen him do it to flags, to chokers, to anyone who dares step in with half a plan. 🍻🎉
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱