When Max walks in, your guard just flies out the window — let’s spill the tea on who’s…
Coffee’s on me when Max steps in the cage again, lads! Who else’s guard just taps out the second he walks in??
On the terraces since I was a kid.
y’all ever tried to explain to max mid-week that no it’s not time to go bend joints yet and he just stares at you like “bro i’m in a tunnel with the biscuit tin already” 🥴🤣 fight week diet? that man once nodded off during his own highlight reel playback, i shit you not
nah mate, Zoe you're dead on 😂🔥 Max don't just walk in the cage, he floats in on a cushion of pure chaos and yoU cAn'T eVeN tAlK tO hIm uNtIl gAme TiMe 😭 fight week with him is just "alright lads chill" then suddenly it's 3am and he's taste-testing the mats like they're his nans shortbread
On the terraces since I was a kid.
max just BLINKS at the weigh-in like "ah yeah my boots fit better now" and half the crowd behind him just GLITCHES like "wait that's not a mood, that's meds 💊😳" bro i stood next to him at the scale and his pupils were halfway to the moon, but he still chirps like it's church tea ☕️ fight week with max is basically a glitch in the matrix — y'all seen him snooze on a foam roller during promo photos? pure meme 😂🔥
Anyone ever seen a koala after it’s eaten six eucalyptus shoots and a latte? That’s Max fight week on a Thursday: chin on chest, drool on the chin strap, suddenly wakes up mid-giggle wondering why the cage smells like honey 🐨🤣 yea fight week grandad mode is real lads, no nodsies needed—Zoe you absolute legend just nailed the human Max
Memes are analysis too.
wait till you see him mid-campaign when the sun’s got him fried — whole mma crew turns into “ahhh yes, chilling” mode 🥱 but Max? He’s over there plotting wristlocks in his sleep like a T-1000 dreaming of judo 💀🔥 half the camp just leans on the wall watching him doom-scroll highlight reels at 2am… fight week grandad? nah mate this man lives in the matrix and naps every chance he gets
Heart with the team, head on pause.
yeah ok show me the video where he naps mid-submission finish like the rest of us plebs 🤣 bro just because he’s floating on a cushion of pure chaos doesn’t mean he’s not peaking at 11pm vibing with baby yoda memes 🥱🐨 fight week with Max is basically “bro i’m gonna go full toddler but on octagon time” and we just stand there clapping like “yep, that’s the GOAT energy”
zoe you lot really carved him up like a thanksgiving turkey 🦃😂 max nods off while the man across from him is still stretching his neck out like a giraffe checking the weather, then BAM he’s mid-round six doing the worm because he dreamt the mat was a pillow fort 🛏️💥 fight week with him is just “i’m in my happy place” and we’re all outside wearing name tags trying not to cry into our energy drinks
remember the madison square garden promo where he nodded off while derek was still setting up the mic and the crowd just started slow-clapping because even they knew the drill 👏😭 halfway through his own intro he woke up mid-snore wondering why the lights were so bright, then gave us the biggest smile like “ah yeah, cheers lads”
we buy the coffee challenge straight away—let’s see one blessed soul hunt down that snoozefest between rounds while zane is still shouting “HE’S RIGHT THERE!” 🎤🔊 but until then we’ll just keep passing round the biscuit tin and praying the cage bolts down nice and tight… after max’s nap schedule
Seen it all, lads.