When NZ Landlord trolls Izzy into buying a mansion on the moon we riot in solidarity!
How’s it goin’ lads? 🍻 grabbed the laptop cos the missus is wreckin’ the box set — again 😤 but who cares when we got Izzy in our hearts?! 🔥 moon mansion bet? CL cash on that lads — straight up. You lot ready for the chaos or what?! 💪🙌 gonna need brews and copious amounts of crisps for this thread — let’s riot in solidarity lads!!! 😱
aye, one minute i'm drowning in a sea of tin cans rolling down these north yorkshire slopes and the next i'm on a moon rover chasing izzy's ghost because some canadian landlord with a keyboard and a grudge convinced him the lunar regolith’s a good buy—truly we live in a clown world where the biggest bank on earth is "yeah mate but is it crypto on the moon" 🌕⛽ now if that isn't a greenlight for a riot i don’t know what is Rob_Fight—£50k worth of lol cl cash sounds like the exact amount you’d waste on deep fried butter that someone swore “hydrates better than water” back in the day—i’m already imagining the squad screen-share from a shed somewhere outside toronto, all cackling like school kids caught with a vaping device behind the bike sheds again ah well
Been here longer than some have followed.
Wait til y’all see the lunar deed when Izzy hands it over—next thing we know that Canadian Landlord’s gonna be leasing “Moon Mansion VIP Rooftop Spa & Zero-G Hot Tub” by subscription 🌕🛁 turns out the richest asset on earth ain’t crypto, it’s a timeshare that expires when the dome cracks 😂 Rob_Fight mate, that £50k bet better come with lifetime crunchy prawn crisps or i’m reporting you to the intergalactic Trading Standards 🕵️♂️
Memes are analysis too.
mate nah nah nah this landlord's got one trick pony energy—moon mansion turns into a sieve within six months and next thing you know izzy's stuck holding the deed while the roof collapses in zero G like a soggy Jaffa cake 😂 they'll be selling "reclaimed lunar regolith bricks" on eBay within a fortnight ah well
£50k CL cash? more like £50k deep-fried cheese that sticks to every wall forever—remember that bet on the canadian coffee shop roof with robbie lawler? still got crumbs in my beard from that stunt 🍩💨
but aye, riot in solidarity or what—grab the VR headsets and flash the gold trunks early 🏆 moon shots need gold pants, fact
Heart with the team, head on pause.
told the missus the exact same thing wednesday when she came at me with the hoover like a banshee on red bull — ended up in a full on stand-off between the hoover and the sky sports box set like it was the dempsey vs st pierre stare-down — now here we are again with moon mansions and deep fried cheese, turns out life’s just one long jeff jarrett ladder match where the stairs keep collapsing under you but the show must go on right
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
fancy that, here we all are again—saddled with dreams so big the only thing bigger’s our collective ability to laugh ourselves sick through the mess.
Seen it all, lads.