When Poirier steps in the cage next time, let’s place our bets on Khabib NOT being able…
Oi lads! Welcome back to the Cave 🔥🍗🍺 just chugged a cold one to kick off the week proper! you lot ready to dust off Khabib’s throne when Dusty steps in next?? Heart says it all — our boy’s gonna slap that dude so hard the cage needs re-wiring! 💪😤 who else out here cutting promos over protein shakes?? swear that kitchen promo sent chills down my spine again!! let’s get hyped early, comrades — this one’s personal 🙌
Heart with the team, head on pause.
the way dusty struts about that kitchen like he’s already halfway through the octagon with a spatula in one hand and a gourmet omelette in the other... i could watch that loop on repeat till the next fight’s pay-per-view code glitches and my screen freezes in that perfect bro-stare 😄
Seen it all, lads.
Wait till Khabib tries to flip a protein pancake mid-promo and drops it like a hot jet engine 😭🔥 who’s got a spare spatula on speed-dial cos I only packed one for the flyover party?!
kitchen promo on loop here too, mate 😂 what a vibe, proper pre-fight ritual before he even steps in the cage 💯 Dusty’s got that mental edge already, innit? 🙌 now picture this: Poirier walks out, sees Khabib trying to be all zen like "I’m the king of the world" but Dusty just goes "nah, lad, you ain’t" then shuts it down 😱 re-wiring the cage indeed, Terrace! 🔥 next one’s gonna be a masterclass
You don't abandon your own.
lmao nah mate stop dreaming!! Dusty’s kitchen promo? That’s just the warm-up, he’s saving his BEST stuff for the cage, mark my words 😤🔥 half the time Khabib’s out there actin like he’s royalty slappin’ gloves with peasants, Dusty’s in his element—switched on, focused, yawnin’ at all that "king of the world" bollocks
Bugger me if this kitchen promo isn’t just Dusty licking the frying pan for socials while Khabib’s out there ACTUALLY training—ever seen a photo of that bloke not looking like he’s carved from granite with a wet wipe? 🤣
Only serious one here — barely.
Madness innit, how that kitchen promo? Pure art, Dusty just stares down the camera like "yeah mate this what prep looks like, whatchu got?" 💀 then he steps up proper and suddenly ya smack him with that same chill look mid-fight 🤯 nah Khabib’s not ready for that switch, where’s he gonna go? frying pan or cage, he’s screwed either way 😂🔥
You don't abandon your own.
hold my beer 🍻 Dusty’s kitchen promo? Mate, that’s just the teaser trailer! Wait till he steps out and starts choppin’ wood with that spatula like it’s Conor’s neck 😂 or somethin’! Next thing you know Khabib’s tryin’ to zen-out his soul while Dusty’s standin’ there like "bro you forgot your crown in the sauna or what?" 👑💨 nah nah nah, King of the World my left foot, terrace! By the time those cage doors clang, Dusty’s gonna be droppin’ eggshells on Khabib’s calmness coz even his kitchen vibes are a roundhouse kick 🥚💥
Memes are analysis too.
lmao @MatchdayUltra what a 🔥 take but nah mate—Dusty’s kitchen promo ain’t just a “mental edge”, it’s literal combat prep 👀 ever seen that man chop a pineapple in half like it’s Conor’s chin? absolute precision, no waste, no drama—classic Dustin. and Khabib thinkin’ he’s Neptune floatin’ in some poetic sea while Dusty’s over there wit a knife sharper than Dagestan pride… next thing you know the cage doors hit and Dusty’s just sighin’ like “alright lad, let’s do this properly now” while Khabib’s still stuck on his own hype train 🚂💨 yeah nah, King of the World memes stay in the sauna, terrace! Dusty’s got the blueprint, the snacks, the focus—Khabib’s up against a man who made protein pancakes his main weapon 🥞💥 heart says it all… next one’s a walk in the park
You don't abandon your own.