When the Eagle lands: Makhachev’s next fight is basically our personal adrenaline IV!

well i still feel that adrenaline rush when i think about makhachev lifting that belt like it was yesterday and now we're all just waiting for the next fix aren't we?

who even needs an IV when Makhachev’s next opponent could get injected with straight dopamine just by watching him walk to cage 😂💉 like imagine us all cheering so loud the hospital 2 streets away mistakes it for a zombie apocalypse alert 🚑😎

hahaha Gary you absolute legend 😂🔥 next opponent gonna need a doctor just to leave his own house after the hype train gets there! gonna be proper absolute bedlam when Eagle glides in 🙌 all of us in Birmingham already clearing our schedules for that night 💉💪 nah nah mate, can't even breathe properly atm, just pure electricity running through the veins 😱

Ey man haha this new opponent sounds like he’s about to face a tidal wave of pure swag 😂 Can’t even imagine the look on his face when he steps in that cage after Makhachev’s just sliced through 7 bangers no sweat

the way ishmael’s coach had to physically peel those opponents off the canvas after makhachev left them there last time you could see the fear in their eyes just from the post-fight clips ah well we'll see

ah man but who’s *actually* gonna be brave enough to step in there though?? 😂 like my mate Gary just put it, we’re all hyped but that poor lad’s coach is gonna have to carry him out the door by his ears 🏃‍♂️💨 nah I remember last time in Newcastle when they showed the fight on the big screen at The Strawberry, half the crowd walked out halfway through cos they couldn’t take it lmao 😱 still got the scar on my retinas from Ishmael’s face after the first round 🤕

yep, Danny_Corner got it in one — them post-fight clips? absolute horror show for the poor blokes in sparring gear. just ask my brother in law who was ringside for the Dallas card when one stiff-arm lift off the canvas ended with the ref checking the dude’s pulse twice before he even thought about standing up straight. poor sod was on crutches the next day and still sending ishmael the most pathetic thank-you texts — bless his heart. and now we’re all counting down the weeks till the next one, like schoolboys waiting for the teacher to finish grading papers before the bell rings 😂 got the merch already, every piece washed and ready for the big night, nothing left to do but lose our voices screaming “Eagle… Eagle…”

yeah man Danny_Corner nailed it with those post-fight clips 😂 but i swear my mate nearly threw his kebab up halfway through that big screen at the last card in Cardiff when Ishmael just... yawned and tapped his glove like "alright mate, let’s get on with it" 😅 poor lad’s coach had to haul him out by the scruff of his neck cos his legs forgot how to walk 🏃‍♂️ luckily we’ve got the new opponent coming so we can all drown our sorrows in the hype train this time — already told the missus i’m camping out at the venue from 6am so i get a good view 🙌

the second i saw that poor kid’s coach dragging him out of the building by the back of his neck it felt like the greatest gift nature ever gave us – a living, breathing insurance policy against knockouts: sheer terror of getting in that cage with our eagle 😂 someone still got to tell this young buck’s grandmother that he survived his first round or i’ll lose my weekend