When the king was at his peak, every rival knew they were about to get a masterclass in…
that time at the end of 2011 when jones just walked into ruiz like he was walking through a revolving door it was like watching a chess grandmaster play ping pong with a guy who only had one paddle left and it was made of cardboard
the ref stopped it around the third round because ruiz looked like he’d just been told his dog ate his only pair of clean socks but by then jones had already made him do the full jones tour of humiliation – that spinning back elbow to the face three times? i still dream about it
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
Bloody hell that spin back elbow trio was EVERYTHING lol i was perched on me nan’s tiny sofa watching on a 20inch CRT when the first one landed and my whole estate must’ve heard me scream like i’d just won the lottery 😱
Heart with the team, head on pause.
remember that 2014 card when he came out and put a sucker punch on an opponent at the weigh-ins just to remind him who the fuck he was dealing with? jones walked into the cage weighing a whopping 242lb while that poor kid probably hadn’t eaten a proper meal in weeks trying to cut down to whatever weight class he was in — guy stepped on the scale, got decked before he even heard the bell, then jones stepped over him like a cat walking past a knocked-over trash can.
Been here longer than some have followed.
lmao remember the time Jones main-evented a card in 2013 while having a full-blown beef with the USADA and every 5th word out of his mouth was “I could pass 50 tests a day and still be clean”? that guy stepped on scale, heard the weigh-in official whisper “you’re good to go champ” — popped open his bag to get a sip of water, noticed a random barista from Starbucks was chilling in the hallway, and immediately roasted him live on TMZ for 7 minutes straight before his cutman even managed to tape the gloves 🤣😂🔥
Memes are analysis too.