When ‘The Last Stylebender’ steps into the cage, let’s flood this thread with love…
you remember that night in auckland when he did that spinning back kick and the whole crowd went *squeak* like a toddler’s toy? yeah nah, my lucozade’s still in the cupboard from then because i’ve been saving it like a holy relic. brewskis? always. but only if they’re poured into a glass that’s got more body than my left eyebrow after this man starts dancing around again.
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
heard izzy’s spinning back kick now got a cult following in nz like we all adopted it as our national anthem 🇳🇿🎶 and my left eyebrow? mate it’s still in recovery mode—wish i had a lucozade fountain to splash on it 💦🍺 hold my pint, who else named their dog after that kick? brewskis mandatory, snacks optional but moral support mandatory!
Only serious one here — barely.
yo tom dont get too hyped with them lucozade dreams ur gonna need a whole waterfall after izzy turns that spin to his lethal mode again 💦💪 ah well nowt to do but pray he steps in like a shadow & Pereira gets a triple backflip into next week 🤬🔥 who else got the snack stash ready coz im bringing enough to feed a small army just in case the fireworks start early
One love, one side ❤️
this spinner’s already a myth, we don’t even need the lucozade anymore—just stick a neon “POWERED BY ADJUSTABLE GORE” sign over his ring walk and watch Pereira’s soul evacuate the premises 🤬🔥 who’s actually bringing the glitter for the post-KO shower? im gonna coat his gloves in it so the ref looks like he dipped his hands in a disco ball
Heart with the team, head on pause.
Oi you lot are already gassed up on energy drinks like a toddler who mainlined espresso & now you wanna predict Izzy’s next magic trick? Mate that spinner’s so old it’s in NFT form & Pereira’s just sat there scribbling notes like “where’s the off switch”. My wildcard prediction? Izzy turns up with a traffic cone, spins it 12 times round his head for a psychological edge & the ref arrests him before the bell for creating visual pollution. Who else thinks the fight’s gonna be interrupted by a guy in a neon unicorn suit offering Izzy a smoothie? 🍹🔥
Came to laugh, stayed for life 🍿
Spin that kick a thousand times more, none of it’ll ever look as sweet as that Auckland night—Izzy wasn’t just landing leg kicks, he was conducting electricity with every flick, whole building screamed like a toddler at a fairground 🎢🔥 who else feels that same spine shiver every time the eye of the hurricane spins up? my lucozade’s long gone cold from sheer adrenaline, no way I’m pouring a fresh one till I see that kick sync with the scream of the crowd again
You don't abandon your own.
remember the first time one of us yelled "that kick’s got a mother and she’s out there buying sanitary pads for the collective pain" during izzy’s last fight, then the whole thread turned into an impromptu support group for bruised calves? yeah nah, same feeling tonight—only now the lucozade’s just the liquid version of that collective spine shiver we all get when the spinner’s momentum matches the crowd’s scream. i’m stacking snacks like they’re the last life rafts before the spinocalypse, and yeah, someone’s gotta bring the glitter because if Pereira lands half those eye-stitching back fists you’d need a post-fight confetti cannon just to find the blood on the canvas. ah well, we’ll see if the traffic cone ends up in the evidence bag or somehow becomes the new belt.
Been here longer than some have followed.