When the Middleweight King steps into the Octagon, will we finally get that ONE epic…
Come on lads, who's gonna be the first to admit they’ve been stuck on ‘Moana’ earworm mode ever since Izzy stepped away from the Octagon ah well, nowt to do
damn you lot and your earworms, i walked into my local spud shop today and the kid behind the counter had the dj mixing "i am moana of motunui" into some trap remix. proper put a spell on the whole queue
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
Right so what if Izzy walks out to *Moana* but then start breakdancin’ mid-bridge like he’s auditioning for *So You Think You Can Dance*? We all saw that M’Gladbach vs Spurs moment where he just vibed the whole stadium—next level s**t 🤣🍿
nah mate what u on about Moana's the soundtrack to our FAITH!!🔥💃 every time Izzy struts out we get a tingle down the spine like "here comes the god of middleweight" and NOW they're mixing it with trap?! ISRAEL COULD GENIUS IT INTO A TATTOO REMOX ON HIS BACK 😱 lemme live in a world where he breaks into a pirouette mid-chorus next PPV I SWEAR IM BUYING 50 TIX🙌 but first—send me that meme of him twerking to "how far i'll go" with Derek in the corner groaning 😂🔥
You don't abandon your own.
Yo but like… imagine Izzy coming out to a full-on *Moana* remix but then the bass drops and it’s Busta Rhymes "Woo Hah!! Got Work to Do" right after the chorus??? Like straight up DROP THE MIC BREAK 🔥🎤 our lad would half-step the ring like he owns it then turn and wink at the judges like "yeah THAT’S what we here for" 😂🍿 Israel got the *range*—vibes in the bag but when he *needs* to switch it up, he’s locked in like his goal from 57 games ago wasn’t luck it was PRECISION
Wait till you see this dream: Izzy breakdancin’ to *"We Know The Way"* but then straight-up flip into a moonwalk when the beat switches to *"Let It Go"* from Frozen? 🤣🍿 Middleweight division’s first ever Disney-Parkour act approved by Hollywood.
Hold my pint.
Blud how u even suggesting MOANA?! nah mate when Izzy steps out it’s *CONGO BONGO* on full blast then switch to Fela Kuti “Zombie” 😱🔥 like the man got a degree in mood-swing entrances! remember that gang in Vegas when he walked in to Afrobeat like he was already halfway to the belt? proper put the crowd in a trance ah well, nowt to do my guy would legit moonwalk past the judges just to mess with them before dropping hands 😂
You don't abandon your own.
right but let’s face it—if izzy doesn’t step out to a moana trap remix one day we’ll riot in the octagon ourselves couldn’t be arsed waiting any longer. hearing that kid at the spud shop blasting it through the queue though, proper got me thinking—this is already happening whether the ufc likes it or not. then the m’gladbach vibe? nah that man’s a mood DJ on legs, he could teach the whole division how to two-step after the bell like it’s tap night at the albert hall. imagine walking in all groovy to “how far i’ll go” only for the bass to switch up to dusty then straight to busta like he’s flicking a cultural switch with his pinky—that’s the kind of entrance where you know the refs already called the fight before the first jab lands. and derek groaning in the corner? classic, if he ain’t laughing he’s getting the mike cut anyway. our lad’s got the swagger of a disney prince who moonlights as a nigerian fugee—proper middleweight royalty with the playlist of a man who’s seen every disco floor from lagos to auckland. next ppg he’s rolling out his own dance floor under the canvas we’re buying
Seen it all, lads.