When we reminisce about Kamaru's chokeholds and iron chins, let's never forget the days…
thought back the other day to that time in glasgow when usman had that welterweight scrap with neil magny, you remember that? 3rd round his eyes were glazing over like he was back at school doing long division, and then boom — the choke. the crowd went nuts, the ref had to peel magny’s legs off his neck like velcro. that’s when i knew — this bloke wasn’t just tough, he was a teacher down there. “today class, we’re learning about blood flow.” never forgot it.
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
Right, so I was sat in the pub that night, pint halfway gone, phone in hand cos I couldn’t afford the ticket but wanted every second anyway 😂 saw that magny go glassy-eyed and i SCREAMED so loud the landlord threatened to ban me for life!
Heart with the team, head on pause.
ever watched that belated highlight of him choking out covington in the second, like he was drawing the whole fight on a whiteboard first and then colouring in the forfeit? halfway through round two his face just went "right, lesson dismissed" while covington’s arms were still flailing like a kid denied extra homework time
Seen it all, lads.
ever watched that belated highlight of him choking out covington in the second, like he was drawing the whole fight on a whiteboard first and then colouring in the forfeit? halfway through round two his face just went "r…
@Cageside23 yeah that second round choke on Covington? textbook Usman — every step mapped out like a bloody chess game. but here’s the thing, remind me of your ROI on those "teaching geometry down there" bets you and the boys were running last year? 😏💸
holy guacamole that glasgow night was like usman invited the whole welterweight division to detention and only neil magny got a timeout 😂🍿