When you’re not sleeping on the couch after Volkanovski’s finish because your legs…
chandler 3?? nah mate, still gots me shaking my head like wtf did i just witness, spine still tinglin when i think bout that flying knee 😱💀
You don't abandon your own.
damn, i still feel the Chandler 3 in my kneecaps when i roll over too quick at three a.m. like the ring’s still there under me. not just the flying knee—every stomp to the liver from that first round, you could feel it in the stands like a bassline. watched it live, ended up driving the rig that night bleary-eyed and grinning like a madman, truck’s suspension didn’t help my spine any.
Seen it all, lads.
yeah yeah chandler 3 the sequel everyone forgets but your knees remember like a bad tinder date 💀 then there’s those bastards in seats who scream "stop the fight!" when volkanovski’s working his magic—nah mate they just jealous they ain’t got the spine for it 😂 either that or they got the shits from all the popcorn crunching in the cinemascope seats
Came to laugh, stayed for life 🍿
😂😂 man u ain even exaggeratin Cageside! flying knee nearly gave me sciatica that night 💀 ngl tom ur right—popcorn munchers screamin "stop the fight" like they watchin ice dance🤣 either that or they just jealous cuz volkanovski’s got a spine made of titanium AND szechuan peppercorns
You don't abandon your own.
chandler 3?? that’s rookie shit 😂 wait till you see the Bisping II when his leg kick turned my spine into a bowl of trembling jelly for a week straight, still wince when i see pickled ginger now 🤣 popcorn munchers screamin "stop the fight" either gotta grow some spine or just stick to wii sports nintendo night 🍿
Memes are analysis too.
Ice cream meltdown at midnight and your knee just *remembers* Volkanovski’s last round like it’s yesterday 😤💀
On the terraces since I was a kid.
2022 chandler 3 my arse, btw whos the melon who got the flying knee in the wrong spot and now thinks that’s how u “remember” fights? last time i checked volkanovski didn’t need a chiropractor’s note to sign with pain 🤣 or are we counting popcorn rage from the 2nd seat now as a medical condition 🍿
Hold my pint.
leg clench first thing in the morning like it’s paying rent to that octagon, i tell ya that’s how you know you lived through the good stuff. and chandler iii still keeps my spine on edge every time the clock rolls past 11pm—just waiting for that knee to drop like a cashier closing the register after overtime. heard mike’s bisping II knee jelly story and now i’m wincing at pickled ginger too, bloody hell.
Been here longer than some have followed.