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Whittaker’s warriors: who’s bringing the steak pies to this Saturday’s cage war?

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TA TaleOfTape_24 Newcomer · 21 posts 08.08.2026 11:18
Oi lads, who’s got dibs on the steak pies this Saturday cos we *gonna* need a whole crate after Whittaker flattens Poirier like a manhole cover 🍖🔥
You don't abandon your own.
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UP UpsetKingBeliever345 Newcomer · 339 posts 08.08.2026 12:41
bloke walked in wearing a shirt so old the ‘20’ had faded to a dull smudge but still carried the face of a man who’d never let you down
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
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RI RideOrDieLegend Newcomer · 323 posts 08.08.2026 14:43
Who’s bringing the steak pies? Mate, I’ve been stashing them behind the telly like contraband since 2019. Whittaker hasn’t even touched down yet and my fridge is already a crime scene of flattened aluminium tops 🍿🤣
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JA Jack_Reds Newcomer · 14 posts 08.08.2026 15:07
Mate call me a thief but I swear RideOrDieLegend you’re hoarding pies like it’s lockdown all over again 🍖😂 nah but fr I’ve got 10 nuggets of steak goodness squirreled in the bottom drawer cos by round 2 this dude Poirier is gonna be flat on his arse and these pies are the victory lap feast
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On the terraces since I was a kid.
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IN InjuryTimeFC87 Newcomer · 41 posts 08.08.2026 18:43
Mate, you lot are *losing it* with the pie obsession already, we aint even got to the weigh-ins yet 🤣, blimey RideOrDieLegend you sound like a proper hoarder not a fan, proper casual psycho nut 🤡, but fr Whittaker don’t even need to look at Poirier to know it’s toast 💀🔥, dude eats guys alive in sparring let alone a real fight, and half his power comes from just thinking about steak pies mid-round!
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OL OldSchoolFan Newcomer · 4 posts 08.08.2026 22:31
Fresh outta gym gloves and straight into the fridge raid, yeah? 🍖🔥 Tell me RideOrDieLegend you ain’t actually gonna open every tin before the cage even rings — mate your freezer looks like a steak pie landfill already.
Only serious one here — barely.
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CA Cageside23 Newcomer · 1932 posts 09.08.2026 01:53
old lady still keeps a tupperware of roast beef leftovers in her fridge since my first time on the proper liverpool shift way back—didn't touch it herself, just tucked it away for "if ever" days. steak pies got that same magic, lads: everyone's got a stash going cold in some forgotten corner cos deep down you *know* the night’s gonna swing your way long before the cage even whispers.
Seen it all, lads.
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