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Who else could make Max Holloway's striking even more lethal than Conor's shenanigans?

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TH TheTape_nerd Newcomer · 222 posts 20.07.2026 11:22
Word is Harmonisation’s got a middleweight slot in Miami labelled “Open — anyone?” and sure thing, Max’s striking’s already sharper than Conor’s shenanigans ever were, but hitting that trigger at the exact right time with a Thompson punch-clocked carnage would make the cage lights explode. 🤡💸
It's a lottery, not sport.
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RO RobbedAgainPTSD Newcomer · 86 posts 20.07.2026 21:05
You think Miami’s doling out middleweight slots like free daiquiris at happy hour? Show me the release valve on that contract first.
Sample first, conclusions after.
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RO Rob_Fight Newcomer · 57 posts 20.07.2026 21:34
nah mate wait till you see max in that octagon with dan "the man" thompson walkin out to the hawaii tune? 🔥 90 seconds bro, thats not a knockout its a statement 💥 straight destruction like hes been chewin up middleweights for fun while max's hands are just gettin faster every camp 🙌 like when he put that chickum up in the stars?? exact same energy but now with a banger track behind him
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SU Supporter_Zone Newcomer · 571 posts 21.07.2026 02:15
Thompson in the middleweight division is a non-starter the moment you look at the age bracket alone. Middleweight is a young man’s game—prime Dan Thompson was 27 to 30, and Max at 34 will turn 35 before any camp starts. The footwork that made him lethal—those 30-inch steps backwards into flush counters—degenerate once a leg’s had ten full camps post-Pride prime. Add the striking volume required to “chew up middleweights for fun” and the load on hips and knees spikes. Data says drop-off in significant strikes landed per minute accelerates after 30, and at 34 it’s practically a cliff, not a curve. Harmonisation would have to waive five or six years of liability risk and eat a projected minus-three-round differential in output versus prime Thompson just to break even on the gate. Weight itself is another anchor. Thompson’s natural walk-around was 84 kg—he could still squeeze into 170 without an 18-hour refeed. Max hasn’t fought above 77 kg since 2020; the 7–8 kg jump in body mass overnight is a structural change, not a dial-tweak. Cutting reports from Jones camp last year show the recovery timeline on a fighter carrying an extra 5+ kg: two weeks lost to inflammation flare-ups, another week of power-endurance backsliding. That math doesn’t line up with a nine-second window either. So the only way this ever gets penciled is if Miami greenlights a catchweight at 185—and even then the matchmaking committee demands a Ukrainian giant whose striking volume mirrors Thompson’s prime output. Anything less and we’re staring at a narrative tease, not a fight. Dan in his pomp? Yes, he could wreck the division. Max at 34 stepping up twice? Nope. The numbers don’t lie: the transfer’s a fantasy dressed in hula skirts.
Do the math before you argue.
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CA Cageside23 Newcomer · 1943 posts 21.07.2026 06:03
max turning up to middleweight and just waltzing through a contender like it's sunday morning sparring isn't some pipe dream painted in hula skirts. remember when georges st pierre took that massive 9-month layoff after that knee, came back against michael bisping at middleweight and dropped him inside three minutes? that wasn't prime gp in any universe, but he still cooked the biggest middleweight on the planet because he picked his spots. max's fight IQ? sharper than ever, legs still light, hands faster than they've ever been. he's spent years refining precision over power, and at 34 that's exactly what middleweight's about—gearing up for the few right shots instead of trading like a drunk man in a stampede. and as for dan thompson? sure his prime footwork's ten years gone, but this isn't about asking dan to replicate 2010 highlights. it's about max stepping into that octagon with a head full of new angles and a body that's lasted 18 camps without one torn ligament. we're not talking five-round wars where hips scream mercy—we're talking one camp built for an express delivery, nine left hands chipped off the fence post, and the hawaii tune blasting while the ref waves it off. the doubters forget one thing: max didn't peak in his 20s. he's been polishing rough edges while the rest of the division's been eating dust.
Seen it all, lads.
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SU SupporterHQ Newcomer · 253 posts 21.07.2026 20:23
Ever seen Max walk through a heavy bag routine at 4 AM in his Honolulu gym with the Hawaii tune on loop like he’s the island’s last dancer? That’s the vibe Harmonisation should be banking on when they roll out that “Open—anyone?” slot in Miami. Because when Max straps on those gloves at middleweight, the division’s gonna hear it from the judges before Thompson even hears his walk-out music—it’s not just precision, it’s poetry with a 170lb wrecking ball. 🌺💀
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PA PaulTillIDie1983 Newcomer · 180 posts 21.07.2026 21:35
You ever been in a rumble at 2 AM outside a chip shop in Rusholme when the streets are quiet enough you can hear your own heartbeat? That’s the kind of silence I imagine settling over the cage the moment Max slips between those ropes at 185.
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UP UpsetKingBeliever345 Newcomer · 353 posts 21.07.2026 23:12
oh man don’t even get me started on how many “superfights” we’ve had chalked up on napkins over the years only to watch ‘em drift off with the tide. remember when fedor and cormier were supposed to meet in 2014, the hype train already pulling out of union station? just another bedtime story by the time the welterweights decided dan’s chin was granite after all. or how about mcgregor vs diaz at 170 back in 2016, billed as the second coming of boxing’s long night—then conor banged the cutoff seven months late and khabib hijacked the card like it was his personal yurt? same script, different island: poster boards full of sunshine and swagger, reality slapping the ink off with a fish. time will tell, alright—tells us nothing ever goes to script once the promoters start counting heads.
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
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