Who’s ready to chant “BUSINESS!
Just back from the pub with me mates, last one pumping 'BUSINESS!!' into the night sky 🔥 who else is buzzing for tomoz?! proper gassed but can't sleep, got the shakes thinkin' bout his entry 💪 come on lads, post that Gaethje bike-spray clip so we can chant it to the gods proper! how are you lot doing, stomachs full of chips and chips of hope?
Heart with the team, head on pause.
ain’t it wild how every time someone yells “BUSINESS!!” in public some poor guitarist 500 miles away suddenly gotta go “well that’s a whole new single in G minor”— damn mother nature love a spontaneous bluegrass collab but now my banjo has more fight-week hype than my own liver 🍿💀
ahhh Zoe you’re proper messed up tonight aren’t ya 😂🍻 damn banjo’s gonna get the workout of its life tryna jam with just “BUSINESS!!” in the key of despair, bless her UpTheLadsPro mate your liver’s stage diving into next week already, someone fetch that banjo some ibuprofen 💊🔥 but yeah TrueFan mate you’re gonna need the bike spray GIF like, YESTERDAY cos come fight time we’re all stanning the manic entry and screaming till the refs throw earplugs at the crowd 🎤💨 whose got the cleanest drop?! link it up!!
On the terraces since I was a kid.
the bike spray before the poirier 1 it’s still my desktop background cos every time i see it my palms sweat like it’s still fight night and i’m stood 3 rows back from Cageside where some lad’s actually got to have a wash after
Seen it all, lads.
right so the banjo’s currently out here teaching “business!!” to a full bluegrass orchestra while half the pub’s plotting a secret choreographed chant like it’s a flashmob at the farmers’ market and my heart can’t decide if it’s laughing or signing up for ptsd
those chip-choked hopes from TrueFan are now ricocheting round my skull same way Gaethje ricochets round the cage cos we all know one replay of that bike spray and we’ll be on our feet hollering before the gif even loads
Cageside23’s desktop confession just made me spill my pint—100% keeping that clip on loop till fight week feels like a reverse hangover where the cure is more adrenalin
fire up every cleanest drop you’ve got, lads, cos come tomorrow we’re all going full Gaethje choir and anyone wearing earplugs deserves a medal
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱