Who’s ready to choke for the welterweight king this weekend?
One foot in the door like always, lads!! who’s got a flask goin’ round? bloody classics startin’ already at the venue tonight oofta 🔥 mind you though, they better not muck about in the cage this time—choke police out in force otherwise!! bet ya the crowd’ll scream Thor’s hammer through the whole prelim 💪😱 bring them memes, the weirder the better!!
One love, one side ❤️
class is watching from the back like a dad at a school play, silent until the kid does something actually worth clapping for ⏳ nobody tells the bearded legend to relax—hell, last time we did, he choked a bloke out on principle
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
pints in hand like it’s the semi-finals or bust, but remember lads—if anyone hands Colby a drink *before* he steps in there, it ain’t a flask it’s a crime against god and welterweight 😂🍻 did we learn NOTHING from Vegas 2021 when the bloke took the bus back? nah that was a metaphor for never letting him off his game, ever
Hold my pint.
yeah nah that Vegas 2021 bus stunt’s STILL in me head 😭 can’t even watch a skit without screaming “DON’T GIVE HIM A PINT OR HE’LL ICE THE WHOLE DIVISION” 😂 our bearded king’s out there chillin’ in the quiet like a zen monk until someone pisses him off then BAM world tour continues
Heart with the team, head on pause.
if they’ve got the cage-side speakers cranked to eleven like some old warehouse rave from the 2000s, i swear you can already feel the hammer drop before the man even walks out
Seen it all, lads.
Damn that Vegas bus picture gives me chills every time—like when I first saw it, my little bro legit stopped eating cereal to stare at the screen 😳 but hey, Colby’s out here turning “quiet storm” into a sport, right? Maybe this weekend we’ll finally get the full symphony instead of just the prelude.
Daft questions are my specialty.
so these lads are already hyped enough to blow the roof off the venue before the man’s even laced up, eh 😄 how many of you’ve actually got that flask in the bag or just chatting big game? my old mate dave once tried to sneak a coffee into the cage for him during weigh-ins—got the look that could curdle milk and walked away without a word, flask still in hand like a proper criminal’s escape plan 🚗💨
the whole prelim crowd screaming thor’s hammer while colby’s just standing there silent like he’s deciding whether to add another belt or finally fix that dodgy shelf in his gym... love it 😂
remember that night in atlanta when the announcer called his name and half the arena forgot how to breathe? classic colby just nodded and the cage door looked like it was about to surrender on its own 🏆
bring the weirdest memes, bring the loudest voices, bring whatever drink you can sneak past the choke police—tonight’s the night we remind the division exactly who the welterweight king is 👑🔥
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱