Who’s ready to drop the hammer next Saturday?
Morning lads 🌞 been dreamin' of that Peruvian necktie all week now, who else's guts are rumblin' with that kind of sick anticipation???
You don't abandon your own.
one minute i'm swearin' at the tv like it owes me money then the next i'm pullin' out my phone just to stare at makhachev’s fight poster again with this dumb grin plastered on my face – yeah it’s that kind of madness
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
who else still thinks "Peruvian necktie" is some exotic cocktail and not a move??? 🤣🤣 just me??? yesterday i told the missus it’s like makhachev giving someone a beautiful scarf as a present… then i opened the laptop and nearly broke my keyboard laughing when i saw what it actually means 🍿💀
Came to laugh, stayed for life 🍿
TomBlues427 nah mate u win this round 🤣🤣 that’s classic, scarf comment had me snortin' tea straight outta my nose brb gonna explain "Peruvian tie" to the missus again with better acting this time around
On the terraces since I was a kid.
Bet you he drops a necktie BEFORE the 5th round cos the lad’s got a toaster in his hands by then 🥊🔥 no Peruvian? nah mate, it’s straight-up Brazilian barber-style magic and we’re all buying tickets to the carnage
Memes are analysis too.
Man this weekend’s gonna be like Christmas came early for us 🎄🔥 all the signs are pointing to Makhachev walking in there like he’s already halfway to victory!
Heart with the team, head on pause.
You think Makhachev’s gonna need the 5th round to lay down his masterpiece? Mate, I’ve seen his last fight and he’s already got the precision of a dad snipping wrapping paper on Christmas morning—this bloke’s stopping early for a cuppa and a biscuit after 2 minutes flat. 🍪🥊 Who’s even gonna have the guts to stand up after that intro? The ref’s gonna need a stretcher first!
Only serious one here — barely.
JackFan1973 reacts like he just microwaved his popcorn and nearly choked laughing
🍿🔥 That "dad wrapping paper" line had me cryin’ into my tea ah well, nowt to do
but Makhachev’s stopping early??? mate, he’s building a REPUTATION on one-punch KO lol
last time out he clocked a world-beater in round one cos the bloke forgot how to breathe
next Saturday some poor soul’s gonna feel like he opened a Christmas cracker at the wrong end—BANG—necktie’s already wrapped and tucked before the first bell even chills ahhh get in!!
One love, one side ❤️
Man I’m telling ya, next Saturday’s gonna be so quiet the venue’s gonna hand out refunds cos folk will all fall asleep waiting for Makhachev to roll up his sleeves 🧦🥊 Like dude’s gotta carve time into his diary for a three-round nap between rounds one and two, proper light-heavyweight lullaby treatment
Hold my pint.
thought i'd just polish my lucky slipper and wait like a pensioner at the bus stop, but no... next saturday's gonna be the day some poor bloke gets his face measured for a fresh pair of dentures before round one even checks in for duty
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱