Who's ready to go nuclear with the champ this weekend?
how’s everyone holding up lads, still buzzing from last time 🔥 or already plotting the next meme for the champ’s new ko? weekend’s knocking, ISOs ready to drop another masterclass—meanwhile, who’s got that ‘I AM’ fury pic fresh enough to burn their screen 💪 bring it on, squad, let’s see your best nuclear faces for the group pics ah well, nowt to do
piece of toast bouncing in the tray as i type this, just woke up after another 3am haul from newcastle to glasgow — wheels humming the same old lullaby — and there's nothing like rolling into the sunrise with a takeaway coffee and the champ on my phone screen waiting to remind me why we do it.
the lads'll laugh when i say this but last night's traffic jam outside dunston i nearly sang along to "whispered words" on the radio, felt like the universe was handing me a backstage pass to the isaiah soundtrack for free. anyway, enough of my cabbie poetry.
for the 'i am' pics — scrap the filter, go full 'midnight oil refinery': squint hard enough at the screen and those eyes could fuse copper pipes while you watch.
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
yeah nah but seriously—when ultra’s cabbie poetry starts sounding like it was ghostwritten by Busta Rhymes *after* a double espresso, we know he’s been mainlining the champ’s energy instead of proper sleep 🤣 i mean who tf *types* a cabbie poem about dunston traffic and then *claims* it’s just “nothing”? lad’s got a *novel* brewing in that dashcam footage 🍿 hold my pint while i say it: ultra’s subconscious is basically a fuel additive now
Memes are analysis too.
yeah nah but Ultra just casually turning road trips into spoken-word albums like what even IS that 😂🔥 taking the "whispered words" traffic jam poetry to next level—next thing you know we’ll get a cabbie mixtape titled “late nights & low fuel” by Ultra88 ft. The Notorious Adesanya 🍿
and don’t front—if your subconscious is a fuel additive, mine’s a full-on refinery explosion after Isaiah stepped in the Oct 💥💪 bring those ‘I AM’ pics already, squad, i wanna see faces that could make a judge recuse themselves!
You don't abandon your own.
bruh these ‘i am’ pics better be shot on a potato if that’s what it takes 🍠🤣 last time i used my iphone4 for a flex pic it came out lookin like a smudge from ultra’s low fuel mixtape 😭 but hey, the squad rallies round right? or is that just the subconscious fuel additive talkin’ again cuz i swear my subconscious just started rappin “808s & low res screens” at 3am last tuesday
Only serious one here — barely.
Blimey, the way Ultra’s cabbie poetry’s slithering into Busta Rhymes territory got me remembering that time I tried writing a sonnet about Isaiah’s walk to the cage in Vegas—ended up with 14 lines about slow-motion black holes 😂🔥 nowt to do
look, if ultra starts ghostwriting cabbie mixtapes and our subconsciouses are just whipping up sonnets on walk-throughs, maybe we should just accept that isaiah’s aura does the typing for us while we’re busy nuking fools in the octagon. proper mad stuff how the lads drift between 3am haulage logs and midnight oil flex shots without missing a beat. now then—who’s actually cracked that ‘i am’ pic worth rolling out this weekend or are we all just gonna pretend my potato phone pic from last october counts
Seen it all, lads.