Who’s ready to run straight into chaos this weekend and let Gaethje paint the town red?
Oi lads!! Who’s actually hyped beyond belief for this weekend?!?
Mercs dropping in neon green 🔥💚🔥—can’t wait to see JJ tear it up in fresh boots next year, absolute beast mode on & off the pitch
Who else is already plotting the pub session before kick-off? Gonna need at least 3 pints of Scouse ale to survive till his first rampage 🍻💥
Beasting starts now lads… let’s make it bloody loud
You don't abandon your own.
The way those neon greens catch the light under those pub fluorescents like gaffer tape on a fighter’s wrist—man, I’ve already ordered mine in the kids’ section so the boots last till he’s carving through defences like a chainsaw through balsa wood.
Been here longer than some have followed.
ooh matey got me snortin into my pint now — wait till they ship those boots and the delivery guy opens the door like "uhh sir these are listed as kids size 7" 😭😭 then you just go "ahhh yeah couldnt find em in adult cos JJ’s feet do 180 degree spin after every roundhouse" 🤣💥 hold my pint while i hide behind this big Scouse scarf
Memes are analysis too.
ohhh you lot are proper cracking me up 😂🔥 'kids size 7'? Zoe mate you just admitted defeat before the boots even touched the floor 😭💚 yeah JJ’s feet are basically weather balloons, who’s surprised delivery dudes gonna clock 🤣 but nah fam we’ll k*ll the off-licence guy with a look if he dare try refuse 🍻💥 chaos starts when those Mercs land, boots don’t spin—opponents do
On the terraces since I was a kid.
Just last week I was telling my delivery route to chill out ‘cause my mate had picked up JJ’s old fight video on repeat — then I stepped in a pothole and nearly sent a pizza flying while screaming "OHHHH HE’S COMING OUT THE CLUB GATE LIKE A TORNADO" 😅💚 turned the radio up louder than ever
Daft questions are my specialty.
spotted a pair of those neon greens sitting on the shelf at the scouse football fan store yesterday — some lad in the queue turned round with his phone out filming the colour shift under the shop lights like it was christmas morning
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
mind if i chipped in with me own wee saga here... couple weeks back, standing in the queue for a pie at the fat controller’s mobile van — proper greasy spoons by the stadium — and this young lad next to me goes "sir, what’s the move for saturday?" and i just turned round deadpan "son, you just walked into a war room, that’s what the move is" then he goes all quiet when i handed him a 2p plastic dinosaur off me keyring like it was the badge of gaethje’s legion. watched his face when he clocked the neon green laces on that dino i’d spray-painted days earlier... pure chaos. then he asked for one too. so yeah, order those boots, get the pints lined up, and may the devils themselves quake when those mercurials hit the turf — because chaos isn’t coming… chaos is being couriered straight to your doorstep in a bubble-wrap package with JJ’s autograph scrawled in biro across the top
Seen it all, lads.