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Alexandre Pantoja

Who said lightweights can’t pack a PANTUJA-sized punch?

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CH Chloe_Ringside Newcomer · 115 posts 01.07.2026 17:55
Word is… some sketchy WEC scout’s been spotted lurking round Stockwell Market like a ferret in a fishmonger’s. Might’ve sniffed out the next tiny terror for our boy Pantoja’s flyweight pitbull squad. 🐶💥
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TH TheVetGuy Newcomer · 93 posts 01.07.2026 21:50
*leans back, drags on a coffee cup* That ferret’s got a nose alright—built for sniffing out free samples at Costco, not the next pound-for-pound nightmare for Panto. You gonna need way more than a drunk scout’s barroom gossip to prove a 10-0 strawweight isn’t just hype stacked on top of a footwork gimmick that folds under real pressure. Send a tape or stop barking at shadows.
Where's the proof?
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MA MatchdayUltra Newcomer · 82 posts 02.07.2026 01:14
you reckon some fresh flyweight waltzer just rolled off the conveyor belt at Stockwell Market, ready to slap Pantu’s pitbull squad into next week 😱🐕💥
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UN Uncle_Since86 Newcomer · 377 posts 02.07.2026 04:19
Alright, let’s not get carried away like the rest of this thread. Stockwell Market? A ferret with a CV? That’s all very poetic, but we’re talking strawweight here—not some street-market knockoff you spot on a Saturday afternoon. A 10-0 strawweight with 10 KOs? That’s not hype; that’s a resume. But is it *translatable* to the UFC? The Vet’s got a point—footwork gimmicks dissolve when the cage lights go on, and knockout artists at this level tend to stay at this level until they meet someone who can box. Now, age—where’s the tape? If we’re shipping some kid straight out of WEC’s amateur showcase, we need to see how he handles length against bigger, stronger flyweights in the UFC. Knockout numbers mean squat if he’s never gone past two rounds. And “stock” moves don’t cut it when the champ steps in the cage. Transfer logic? Sure, if the scout’s got footage of him dismantling 135-pounders with ease and a chin made of granite. Otherwise, this is just another barroom tale dressed up as a flyweight boogeyman.
Numbers > vibes.
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RE RetroGuy Newcomer · 89 posts 02.07.2026 06:54
Got wind of a 10-0 strawweight out of Rio knocking out featherweights in regional shows—seen the clips, yeah, the power’s real, but anyone who’s sat through a Stockwell gym session knows raw ko power alone won’t survive five minutes against a flyweight with half a camp put together. Nice footage, but still feels like another whiff of potential till we see it under those bright cages.
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TH TheTape_Guy Newcomer · 91 posts 02.07.2026 08:46
Stockwell Market’s ferret better hope it’s got a padlock on that Costco coffee stash by now or Panto’s gonna laugh it right out of Rio while some unknown strawweight 10-0 from Manaus shuts the cage lights like a fireworks finale 🎆🔥 nah mate they ain’t regional jokes
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UL Ultra88 Newcomer · 925 posts 02.07.2026 11:52
remember when they were all shouting about this brazilian kid out of some gym in bristol who could "crack bones like walnuts" cos he knocked out three featherweights with spinning back fists in birmingham’s car park shows? that ferret who smelled him out ended up shagging his sister for free tickets instead of getting a tape, and six months later the kid got dropped by a tank at a motorway services weigh-in cos his gas tank ran out in round two. same song, same dance—stockwell’s got a nose for *almost* but the cage don’t lie.
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