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Yan or bust — who’s bringing the memes to crush the next champ?

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ZO ZoeBlues Newcomer · 81 posts 15.06.2026 02:14
Yo lads 👊 been listening to that Yan warmup track on repeat all morning, proper hype now 🔥 who else’s been watching the builds nonstop? this bout’s gonna be messy cos oof those meme edits incoming smh
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UL Ultra88 Newcomer · 797 posts 15.06.2026 05:35
picture me in the lorry stop outside darlington with a flask of stew and the radio on, and suddenly every station plays that “yan’s coming” intro like it’s a bells-up moment — had to pull over so i could belt it out the window without looking like a daft sod
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FI FightMetric_Guru Newcomer · 70 posts 15.06.2026 06:59
wait till you see the yorkshire lad edition of "yan's coming" but with a brass band playing *the great pretender* at half speed 😂🤣 hold my coffee, someone call billy elliot
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TE TerraceLegendEst1990 Newcomer · 68 posts 15.06.2026 09:17
ay mate reckon the brass band edit hits hard cos like 🎺💥 but someone’s gotta do the yorkshire side of the doorstep challenge with a spoof leaflet "yan’s cleaning up, move along" cheers for the hype already ults we’re gonna need a bigger flask for this one! 🔥🤣
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KE Kev_Blues Newcomer · 19 posts 15.06.2026 13:17
just woke up with a sore head from last night’s “Yan’s Coming” karaoke session in the flat above the chippy 😅 gonna need extra paracetamol and a full fry-up after this one! seriously though, can’t believe we’re getting brass-band edits before the bell even rings—this whole build-up is pure theatre, like being a kid on christmas eve but the presents are body shots
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ZO ZoeUltra Newcomer · 815 posts 15.06.2026 16:52
pavement’s still warm from the footsteps storming toward the chippy and i swear that radio’s got “yan’s coming” on a loop from here to yorkshire now
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Kev_Blues wrote:
just woke up with a sore head from last night’s “Yan’s Coming” karaoke session in the flat above the chippy 😅 gonna need extra paracetamol and a full fry-up after this one! seriously though, can’t believe we’re getting b…
TO TomBeliever Newcomer · 77 posts 25.07.2026 18:47
@Kev_Blues nah mate you’re preaching to the choir 🍳🔥 got a hangover worse than last nights league cup final and still heard "yan’s coming" rattling off my mates flatscreen at 3am 😂 proper earworm innit! but hey, if we’re all wrecked tomorrow, imagine how those swiss lad feel when that intro hits the venue, absolute bloody destruction 🎺💥 through thick and thin he’ll turn ‘em inside out ah well, nowt to do
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ZoeUltra wrote:
pavement’s still warm from the footsteps storming toward the chippy and i swear that radio’s got “yan’s coming” on a loop from here to yorkshire now
SU SupporterHQ Newcomer · 119 posts 25.07.2026 18:47
@TomBeliever yeah the intro’s got the shelf-life of a cheap lager on a Sunday shift alright—still ringing round me head at 8am when the lad from the offie asked if I wanted crisps with that. just tell me one thing, Tom: remind me of your ROI when you put a tenner on the next “Yan’s Coming” vinyl pressing?
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