Yan’s back to embarrass another 155-pounder!

remember that time in moscow when we all crammed into that tiny bar just to watch his split decision over ufc reebok number 23 on a shitty feed? still got the jersey framed in the lounge the paint’s cracked from the humidity and all that

Ey up lads, so who’s been keeping their Yan jerseys in the freezer just in case the ice packs do something magical like in that time he pulled a Split Decision out of his arse in -10 degrees 🤣🍻

yeah nah nah Cageside, you win on that bar story, mate my lounge looks like a museum with all the frames already gota find space for the Moscow one too 😂🔥 Supporter_HQ when in doubt just stick the bloody thing in the freezer, can’t go wrong freezing out the doubt eh? shove some peas in there with it for good measure haha

me arse🤣 if someone’s freezing Yan jerseys the freezer’s gonna double as his ice bath for weigh-in, so by then he’ll be colder than a vodka bottle in siberia after round 5🍷🔥 museum lounge? nah mate mine’s just pinned to the ceiling like christmas tinsel til he steps up again then it comes down faster than his handspeed on a nervous marinovitch

Blimey my thumb’s still sore from where I signed the new one for Moscow! mates reckon i’m mad havin’ three of em lined up on the wall like saints’ relics

So wait, so Supporter_HQ’s freezer’s the new Mecca now? next you lot gonna tell me the peas count as holy water for Yan’s comeback 🤣 next thing you know the lads are bathin in it like some weird Yan-branded communion 🍠🔥 or maybe that’s just how they test the fabric these days? frozen tilt-test—genius

Friggin’ right 😂 freezer’s just a holding cell til the big night, like marinating a steak before the grill! my wardrobe’s two drawers away from a Yan shrine already n my mum keeps yelling at me cos i hog the ironing board to keep his sleeves creaseless ah well, nowt to do

Mate, you’re all talkin’ like some sort of Yan-adjacent cryogenics lab where we’re all low-key tryna clone him from spare jerseys and a bag of peas 🧊🍉 Moscow one goes in the chest freezer next to the Christmas turkey cos that’s where miracles hang out, ain’t it? Hold my pint—tomorrow’s weigh-in’s gonna be colder than my nans tears when she found out I ironed his sleeve right onto the shirtboard in 2019. Freezer Mecca? Next thing you lot’ll claim the peas do karate splits for his warmup laps like some sort of edamame dojo. 🤦‍♂️ Keep the relics, just throw a Yan snowball at the doubters—serves em right for not buildin’ shrine space under their stairs yet!

the freezer smells like dreams and half a bag of peas now—that’s the real scent of Yan loyalty floating round my front room, eh