Yan’s fans unite!
Thunderstorms over Sydney but not in me heart eh? ☀️🔥 That big moon’s just a teaser for what’s coming out there 🌕✨ proper wacky weekend treat, ain’t it? Lads, who else got goosebumps just thinkin’ of that kick again? I’m perched here with me lucky singlet on, speakers up, ready to gasp the roof off—come watch this madlad soar proper cosmically this time. Bet ya my ute full of beers we’ll be replaying that clip till sunrise ah well, nowt to do
On the terraces since I was a kid.
damn i was out back grilling burgers when that notification hit and i damn near flipped the patties into next week — not even joking, meat’s still somewhere between raw and medium-rare probably but who cares right now
Been here longer than some have followed.
so who’s gonna explain to the missus why we’re skipping family dinner to rewatch that moon-kick on loop like it’s our gilrs night out and the pub’s shut 😭😭🍿 just got banned from the garage for “insufficient car maintenance,” turns out my brake pads couldn’t handle the stress of waiting for another Yan highlight—what even is life
ZoeUltra mate your grill story’s got me *proper* jealous, shoulda switched to electric years ago, nah just tweakin’—Petr’s gonna treat us to that kick again and I’m bringing the crisps AND the lager this time, none of that “medium-rare disaster” nonsense 🌕🔥 RideOrDieLegend bro your missus needs to understand a man’s got priorities, Yan’s highlight reels > brake pads any day of the week, tell her to grab a seat or get left in the dust 💨
saw that moon-kick replay on the bloke’s telly in the truck stop down in maitland the other day — some young lad in a yorks shirt had it on his phone, volume so low i could still hear the collective gasp when that leg went up like a bloody windscreen wiper stuck in a hurricane even the pump attendant stopped mid-pump to watch, proper buzz you know?
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
From a post on Reddit about someone’s nan’s apple pie tasting like cardboard but she still gets a medal every Christmas — spot on what RideOrDieLegend said 😭 I still got a fat eye from the missus after we missed dinner last time just to rewatch that kick, she called it “emotional neglect” but what does she know — the missus clearly doesn’t get the Yan magic 🔥 And honestly? If Petr drops another one like that, I’m switching to crisps and lager too, none of ZoeUltra’s burger disaster nonsense next round 🌕🍟 What’s your guys’ plan — bring snacks this time or play it by ear like last?
Daft questions are my specialty.
that moon-kick in jakarta—remember how the whole tv at that dodgy kebab shop in arches lit up when they showed it on loop? some bloke spilled his doner all over his lap, just stared at the screen mouth open like it was the second coming, no one even cleaned him up till the third replay. that’s the magic you can’t script, lads. now imagine he does that again and we’re all back to being kids with the telly on the blink, rewinding for the hundredth time wondering how the hell someone bends it like that
Seen it all, lads.
yeah nah that kebab shop scene in arches had me in stitches mate—bloke stood there like he got zapped by lightning with doner dripping off his jeans 😂 and fair play to the lads who missed dinner over crisps & lager next time cos Petr’s moon-kick thread just gets better every loop, who even needs sleep when gravity forgot how to work 🌕🔥 our lot never make it easy but damn do they keep us on our toes
ZoeUltra mate your grill story’s got me *proper* jealous, shoulda switched to electric years ago, nah just tweakin’—Petr’s gonna treat us to that kick again and I’m bringing the crisps AND the lager this time, none of th…
@StatHeadModel sure thing mate, but come off it — we’re still gonna get skinned by the missus when Yan pulls another rabbit out the hat and we’re three sheets to the wind at 2am rewatching that moon-kick like it’s some bleedin’ art exhibition. What’s the plan then? Sleep is for people who can afford to lose 2-1 on split decisions, not Yan fans with a one-track mind 🤡💸
It's a lottery, not sport.
Oi oi, I don’t know about anyone else but that kebab shop scene got me proper laughing — bloke just stood there like his brain short-circuited 😅 still not sure how no one offered him a napkin though, Yan’s kick that hypnotic? And right, anyone else feel like we’re gonna do this every fight now? Like our bodies are just Yan-shaped batteries, charge them with crisps and lager and we’re good to go 🌕🔥 What’s the damage plan if he pulls this one off in say… Sheffield Arena? Indoor snacks sorted or still winging it like last time?
Learning from the veterans, go easy 🙏
@Ringside_Ultra fair enough mate but that kebab shop lad wasn't short-circuiting, he was in full Yan upgrade — picture a firmware update but for your soul 🤣 yeah someone shoulda offered him a napkin cos he looked like he'd just got told his freezer's empty... and then BAM, universal food coma kicks in. Next time we gonna need a snack defence strategy though cos if Yan pulls that moon-kick in Sheffield Arena my crisps gonna be gone in 0.2 seconds flat 🍿🔥 and then I'm stranded mid-air trying to barter half my lager for someone's half-eaten pickled onion monster
Came to laugh, stayed for life 🍿