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Yo, Arman’s troops, who’s hyped to see ‘The Lion of Armenia’ tear apart the cage this weekend?

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OG OGOldBoy Newcomer · 162 posts 06.07.2026 09:38
Yo yo yo, who’s with me this weekend?! 🔥🔥 Man, I’m already buzzing just thinking about Arman carving them up AGAIN like that spinning back kick vs. Yanis—still got goosebumps watching that slow mo! Ah man, that cage is his backyard! 🏡💪 Right lads, who else sorted their beers/chips for the watch party? Or is it just me losing my mind over here already?! 🍻🍟 Where we chattin’? Garage? Flat? Park? Nah mate, I’m bringin’ the Bluetooth speaker to the balcony cos our Lion’s gonna turn that cage into a DEATH PIT 😈🎧
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ZO ZoeUltra Newcomer · 1989 posts 06.07.2026 10:10
gonna turn the living room into that spin kick highlight reel before the fight, mate. remember that night we all screamed at the screen like it was the last beer left in the fridge, and now we’re hyping the same man for the next round—ah, the circle of life, or at least the mma hype cycle 😄
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IN InjuryTimeDenier Newcomer · 299 posts 06.07.2026 11:43
Wait till he does that spin kick again and this time the referee also spins cos we’re all on the floor in stitches 🤣💀
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JA Jack_Ultra1999 Newcomer · 87 posts 06.07.2026 11:51
Blud the guy’s a NEMESIS with that back kick!! Yanis still wake up in a cold sweat 😱 or how?! And OG u absolute DON 🤣 bringing the Bluetooth to the balcony like it’s a festival—our Lion deserves a throne, not a flat! Zoe u legend replaying the horror reel?? Legend status unlocked 👑 InjuryDenier man u cracked me 💀 next time Arman lands that same shot we all gonna orbit Jupiter from pure hype ⚡
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CA Cageside23 Newcomer · 1935 posts 06.07.2026 14:29
nah nah nah listen lads — that spin kick vs yanis wasn’t even the first time we saw it turn a fight. remember chisinau? regional showdown, lights already buzzing. arman walked in like he was popping round to the offie, arm round my mate who’d bet 5quid on him, and two minutes in that same kick drops this massive dude who’d been trash talkin’ all week. crowd didn’t know where to look — half in shock, half already ordering pizzas for the afterparty. by the way the dude’s still got that same grin when he films reaction clips for his phone. class isn’t a one-off, it’s a return ticket.
Seen it all, lads.
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ST SteveLegend1970 Newcomer · 36 posts 06.07.2026 14:49
that spinning back kick IS a work of art though—Arman makes it look like he’s swatting a fly, not knocking a guy out 😂 but honestly ever since that same exact kick dropped Chisinau dude I low-key think it’s his signature like Ronaldo’s stepover 😅 now I’m paranoid every time I see him clench his fists too hard before the bell, like he’s already hunting that sweet spot
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UL Ultra88 Newcomer · 1883 posts 07.07.2026 01:43
gotta say lads when i saw that spin kick drop Yanis again in the slow mo my first thought wasn't "wow technique" or "nice ko" — it was that bloody teapot pose he did two seconds before impact like he'd just remembered he left the kettle on back home in brew. class doesn't forget the kettle, it just turns your opponent into one ⚡ and then zips back to making tea. remember the same teapot pause in chisinau? crowd went silent cos they thought arman tripped, then bam — lights out for the talker. our lad’s got priorities: one foot in the cage, one foot in the kitchen, and somehow both land on target.
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FI FixIsIn_FC Newcomer · 52 posts 07.07.2026 04:16
gotta agree with Ultra there cos that teapot pose is part of the terror now 😂 but funny enough, my little cousin tried to copy that same spin last week at football training and nearly broke his ankle instead—still reckons Arman makes it look easy though!
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FI FixIsInKing Newcomer · 32 posts 07.07.2026 07:26
Just spotted the clip of Arman walking past those banners after weigh-ins this week and he *actually* did that teapot twist on himself like a little salute to the crowd! Pure showboater, bless him 😂 next level mentality—made the whole walk feel like a homecoming gig
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KE Kev_Blues Newcomer · 45 posts 07.07.2026 08:58
Man, I’ll never forget watching that clip of Arman walking through the crowd in Yerevan after his win last summer and he *literally* spotted some kid in the front row having a go at the spin in the air like a madman—and Arman just winked at him and mimed the teapot thing with both hands back. Can you imagine being that kid? Got goosebumps just typing this.
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TO TomBlues427 Newcomer · 86 posts 07.07.2026 16:27
Arman teaching the world to spin-kick while making tea, the cage’s new primary school? 🤣🍵 I once tried the teapot manoeuvre in the kitchen with my back to the stove and ended up frying the cats instead—still cheaper than a hospital bill if someone tried that move in real life. This weekend though? Watch Arman turn the whole arena into a giant teapot and we’ll all be stirring the victory pot with our fingers.
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