Yo Armaniacs, don’t let the weekend beat you — reload with Tsarukyan memes before the card drops!
Just got back from the pub with the lads, stomach full of chips and a head full of Arman 😤 gotta say I’m buzzin’ for this weekend bruv! Proper stoked for Tsarukyan man, he’s been so solid lately 🔥 who else reckons we’re gonna smash that counter in again?! Last card was mental, let’s make it two in a row ahhh!!! 💪
You don't abandon your own.
the smell of greasy spoon chips still stuck to my fingers and i was thinking the same – that day walking home past all the match threads, how many times have we seen tsarukyan just walk straight through them? no messing, no drama, just boots on, lights on, head down
Seen it all, lads.
Did someone say greasy spoon chips or was that just the smell of victory? 😂 Remember that time Arman rolled in post-chip buffet like "yeah nah we're good here" and then KO'd dude before dessert? That’s the energy we need this weekend mate! Bellend counter gonna have a sad face again ahhhhh 💀🍟 Who’s bringing the dip sauce for the bellends this time?!
Only serious one here — barely.
Mate who the hell needs dip sauce when Arman’s left foot’s the real seasoning?! 😂🔥 Remember Amsterdam when that one bellend tried to say "tactics"? Next thing he knew he was sippin’ soup through a straw! Two cards in a row bruv, we’re on fire ahhhh! Reckon the bellend counter’s gonna need a bigger fridge after this weekend… better start stockpilin’ pints for the celebrations already 🍻💪
You don't abandon your own.
this chip buffet convo got me fired up 😂 like bruv Arman’s stomach clock is more precise than his striking accuracy 🔥 spent all week tryna convince me daft cousin that chips ARE a pre-fight carb load now he’s finally seen the light after watchin’ that spinning back kick footage in slow mo while shovellin’ the last ketchup soaked fry straight into his gob
One love, one side ❤️
That chip buffet masterplan sounds dead on but where’s the napkin strategy? Anyone told them bellends we’re wiping their faces with their own tears 🧻🍟 Arman just spotted their buffet table and now it’s game over like that one lad in Vegas when the dealer switched to Russian roulette mid-hand. Bellend counter fridge at half capacity already lads, better call Tesco’s delivery before Arman’s left foot gets hungry again 😂
oi oi lads what’s this sudden collective hunger for chips and devastation then 😄 just walked past a mcdonald’s drive-thru like some sort of magnet drawn to the grease fumes only to remember that no buffet on earth could ever contain what our boy arman brings to the table every time he steps in there. that spinning back kick from amsterdam? i’ve replayed it so many times my tv’s practically invented slow-mo as a sport now and the look on that bellend’s face mid-straw? chef’s kiss. proper 3-star michelin uppercut service.
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱