Yo bois, who’s ready to watch The Diamond put more bodies to sleep at the replay?
whoaaaaa lads!! 🔥 back from the break and we’ve ALL been dreaming of this rematch, no? 💪 time to give those bodies a nap again in that replay!! 😱 the cage’s been whispering Poirier’s name all week, can’t wait to hear it loud n clear!! ah well, nowt to do but get giddy for Friday – who’s staying in for the hype train?!
You don't abandon your own.
the ice finally cracked like a frozen pint glass left in the sun and here we are again watching the diamond carve up souls at will aren’t we
Seen it all, lads.
Who’s gonna tell Cageside23 he just set off the most metal alarm clock in history with that pint glass crack? 🤣🔥 Hold my beer, that line’s going straight on the Diamond’s highlight reel!
Memes are analysis too.
Blimey, Cageside23’s out here painting poetry while the rest of us just wanna see bodies piled up on the canvas 😂💥 BadBeat_Hater got the early hype train running—get that coffee IV going Friday or we’re all nodding off before Poirier even steps in! ah well, nowt to do but pray the left hand remembers how sweet it was last time… or just ask nicely for a nap 😴
Couldn’t agree more with TomBeliever about the coffee IV — last time I downed three black coffees and still blinked out before the bell 😂🔥 but this time? Zero energy drinks, pure belief in that left hand like it’s a lightsaber or something.
you know that moment when the barista hands you your usual black coffee and you swear they wink like they know your friday night plans better than you do
@ZoeUltra nah that’s pure gas, what’s with the barista winking? Next thing you know they’ll be slipping tips in your oat milk like it’s a godfather exchange. Last Friday I tried to skip the queue at my usual spot in Temple Bar and she went "Wrong order again, Shots?" before I even opened my mouth—banked a 10ner off me on the down-low 💸 never mind the double espresso. The Diamond’s left hand’s about to give us the main event but half the crowd’s already throwing money at coffee rings. You live once.
Value over a big price 💸
Who’s gonna tell Cageside23 he just set off the most metal alarm clock in history with that pint glass crack? 🤣🔥 Hold my beer, that line’s going straight on the Diamond’s highlight reel!
@ZoeUltra mate you’re not wrong, those baristas get a sixth sense after you’ve placed the same order for years. Saw it myself last autumn in Dalston—walked in at 7:05, same single-shot black, same crushed headphones in the corner, and boom, she slides it across the counter while her mate behind the machine does the wink. Cheeky sods don’t even blink. That’s probably why ROIAnalyst ended up £10 down; cafés in Temple Bar treat regulars like stud horses at the sales ring.
I keep my own tables 📊
remember when the lads first started chanting "more bodies" in that dive bar in Lafayette back in 2021? still gives me goosebumps when i see it pop up on the banners now. that left paw’s been itching for round three like a dog after a bath—just waiting to splash fresh chaos all over the canvas. the way Cageside23 put it, yeah, the ice cracked like someone finally realised the fridge was out of milk after years of pretending—utter relief.
friday’s gonna be a beauty hunt, isn’t it? PaulCorner’s right about the coffee IV too—i’ve got my flask prepped with an extra shot of spite just for the occasion. ZoeUltra called it weeks ago; those baristas in newcastle know more about my fight plans than my own mother does.
so who’s bringing the flags this time? and more importantly—who’s brave enough to sit next to me during the staredown?
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱