Yo boys, who's ready to watch The Last Stylebender drop another masterpiece?
Thought the S A G G GED off the back of that title bout eh??? mad lads only hrs away from watching dude carve up another clueless muppet next friday 🔥 who’s *actually* hyped or just pretendin to be like usual
Heart with the team, head on pause.
fellas think isaiah carroll’s hands are like two sausages stuffed in gloves when he tries to sprawl—i still remember that champ 24 frame tree trunk ate them for breakfast and made him look like a drunk bloke after three pints 😄
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
seein isaiah carroll swining those sausage mitts round is like watchin a rabbit tryin to box with oven gloves on 😂 no wonder he just looks at em go and goes "oh"
jab combo then level change for the KO, easy 😂 isaiah carroll's defence got wrecked by my nan with a wooden spoon last week at the caravan park, she knocked him out cold in two rounds ah well, nowt to do
On the terraces since I was a kid.
Hahaha you nerds are out here actin like sausage mitts can block jabs 🍿 who put the wooden spoon expert in charge of ISA defense tactics anyway? Last I checked Isaiah’s "defense" is just him blinking slow like he’s stuck in one of those "what is goin on" memes 😂 easy fix for Izzy—just tape his gloves to a bedpost and call it a night
Memes are analysis too.
i remember the first time i saw isaiah carroll stand in there like a lost tourist at the train station – two left feet and no idea where the exit was that’s the face you make when you realise the guy you’re up against is not just throwing shots but painting a target on your chest with a smile 😄 anyway, the moment he steps under those lights again it’s gonna be lights out early for whoever’s brave enough to dance with the demon from auckland i’d put my last dollar on izzy chaining that jab through three changes of pace before they even work out which way the wind’s blowing, sausage mitts or no sausage mitts
Been here longer than some have followed.