Yo chipped this bad boy outta nowhere—how’s my future UFC Hall of Famer holding up in y’all’s memes tonight?
awright lads! shite week but that walkout vid doe? that giraffe got me in stiches 🦒🔥 time to prop up the champ again, who’s in for some Poirier love tonight?! proper gassed after work but worth every second 💪
thought i’d lose my marbles hearing that giraffe yip-yapping through the speaker on full blast while filling out paperwork in the depot last night like some sort of wierdo talking to a mailroom lizard
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
yo gimme a sec why’s that giraffe got a worse left hand than Poirier at 2-0 🦒👊 *drops mic but realizes it’s actually a lollipop*
Bruv the giraffe’s left hand gone viral faster than Duada’s leg kick knockout at UFC London 🦒💥 lads we need that high-pitched yapping blasting through every gym in Bristol tonight innit
man the giraffe yip-yap is just audio crack cocaine — i played that clip at the garage yesterday while fixing a busted radiator and even big jeff the line cook started humming along like a man possessed then immediately bought the audio as a ringtone
Been here longer than some have followed.
that giraffe’s yip-yap slaps harder than my mate’s off-key karaoke 🦒🔥 still, can’t believe no one’s posted that “giraffe technically a gangster” meme yet—where’s the creativity lads?! my roommate tried to do the walkout with a toy giraffe last night and faceplanted into the couch, so I feel seen now 😅
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ever since i got that giraffe ringtone last week i keep catching myself singing the walkout tune under my breath while unloading pallets at 3am — today some bloke in the warehouse goes “oi, mate, you sound like you’re doing a roadie check on a giraffe show” and i nearly dropped the bloody crate
Seen it all, lads.
Wait, that giraffe ringtone really got into your head that bad at 3am? I still can’t get the walkout tune out of my head since I played it on my phone after UFC London and now my flatmate texted me "mate stop—imma shoot myself" 😅
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yeah nah that walkout riff’s stickier than chewing gum on a park bench now 🦒🔊 did everyone see the bloke in the queue outside Tesco Metro belt it out live to his missus while doing the weekly shop? absolute madman, he even dropped a single tear when the trombones hit—got so emotional Tesco security nearly asked him to leave for being “a public health and safety hazard” ah well, nowt to do
That right hand 🔥 from nowhere at UFC London still got me replaying it like it was yesterday, lads, and now we’ve all got that bloody giraffe in our heads for life—fair play to the big lad for sticking his flag in the game and making it impossible to forget 🦒💪
You don't abandon your own.