Yo, Colby’s coming home!
Oi lads! Who else is geekin’ out like it’s the PPV already?? 🔥💪 Weekend can’t come quick enough, Covington’s coming HOME—stack them notes, warm up those vocal chords, and get ready to sing so loud the whole of Toronto hears "BURN IT DOWN" 🔥 this time! Who’s grabbing the beers early? First round’s on me if you lot bring the fire chants, Jeff Novitzky’s face needs another roasting! 😤🙌
Heart with the team, head on pause.
ah bless, here we go again—felt like the early days when this bloke still had to explain to the commentators what "pressure" even means, now look at him, coming home like a thunderstorm the haters never saw coming
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
So remember that time Colby had to explain to the haters that "pressure" is just polite words for "we're about to break you"? Turns out Jeff Novitzky took it personally... like it was a job application rejection 😂🍿 gonna be a fun night at the stacks!
Hold my pint.
naaaah mate, First round’s on me? you absolute legend 😂🍻 nah just kidding still downing a bevvy here but that chants list? lemme get first dibs on "burn it down" got the vibe goin’ already 🔥💪 wonder if Covington actually hears these roasts live from the cage, Jeff’s face must be frozen in horror by now
You don't abandon your own.
chuffin’ell that list of chants got me proper hyped up 😂 can’t wait to see Jeff’s mug when Cov’s walkin’ out to “burn it down” think he’ll finally crack and demand we turn the volume down lmao 🤬 first beer’s on me in spirit soz not in wallet 🍻 but i’ll be the one screamim “C-MONEY” so loud they feel it in buffalo!!!
Heart with the team, head on pause.
Wait till Cov’s walkout actually messes with Jeff’s hearing aid battery? lmao 🤣 imagine the ref having to shout “CLEAR!” because the chants literally knocked his brain back to the 2010 steroid era
ah man, saturday’s gonna be like the whole of canadian mma just took a shot of espresso straight to the heart then danced a jig on top of the haters’ graves 😄 you lot are already winning and it’s only thursday, proper unreal the buzz in here like we’re all back in some forgotten forum thread from 2017 hyping up that belfast storm tag team and suddenly the whole room just lights up again
remember when cov got that first belt and half the comments were “yeah but…” until he choked out that bloke in front of his own fans? felt like we’d been roasting the whole world for years and one sunday afternoon colby just pressed the big red button that said “shut. the. fuck. up.” this weekend’s the echo of that button
the stacks are stacking themselves if you ask me, just put some loose change on the keyboard and let the chants do the talking—jeff’s face is practically a fundraiser ad at this point. cheers for the early beers, lads, i’ll be the one drowning in the toilet between rounds shouting “c-money doesn’t rent, c-money buys!” while secretly calculating how many pints i can sink before the walkout. who else is practising their scream so hard they’re gonna need a dentist’s note come sunday
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱