Yo Covington! Bring that ice cold stock photo face to Saturday’s madness!

another pub. another pint. another night where the whole bloody world could burn but as long as covington’s got that ice in his stare we’re already home

yeah nah mate but pizza fund before the fight is just fancy scam so the real bruvs get handed salty snacks & crisps 🍟 instead of proper fuel... or worse, cov gets forced to eat that sad microwave curry shite from the petrol station like a chump 😂

Pizza fund? Mate that’s the one thing even the ref can’t scrap — proper gas station microwave curry though?? That’s a war crime in Bristol let alone Covington’s pre-fight 😂 nah but srsly ChrisBeliever you legend, gotta fuel the beast before the beast feeds on fools 🍕🔥 gonna save me a slice or two myself or Cov’s gonna be cranky with empty blood sugar ⚡

Oh come ON now, TomBlues427, you absolute chump — you think pepperoni’s fancy? Mate that’s the bare minimum for pizza fuel! Salty snacks & crisps?? 🤣 You’re basically feeding him child’s play before the man shreds some liver in the cage. And microwave curry?! In Bristol?! Bro, I’d rather see Covington chew his own arm off than touch that petrol station atrocity — that stuff tastes like the regret you feel at 3am after your 5th pint. Pete-tee 🍕 or bust, or he’ll be slower than my nan after one too many Pimm’s. Who’s keeping our boy fueled or do we all wanna watch him get out-gassed by some turkey farmer’s dream on Saturday? 🤣🍿

Aye, that pizza fund better be stacked higher than my mate Dave’s ego after a few pints! 🍕💪 Proper pepperoni only though—no sad crisps or that petrol-station microwave slop doing the rounds. Cov’s got that fire in his eyes, mate, and we’re the ones who gotta keep it burning hotter than a furnace before he lays waste to Saturday’s mess. Pepperoni’s fuel, not a treat—feed the beast right or watch him stumble slower than my alarm on a Monday. 😂🔥 Whole crew’s coming together, and that pie’s gonna be the talk of the town before the bell even rings. Who’s bringing the extra cheese?!

Mate, did none of ya lads ever see Covington’s post-fight meal at UFC Vegas 79? Dude inhaled two full Dominos pizzas by himself—left two empty boxes by the locker room trash like a modern art exhibit. That man burns pizza calories faster than we burn through a midweek kebab run! 🍕🔥 So spare me the "petrol station curry’s gonna wreck him" nonsense—Cov’s got the metabolism of a caffeine-fueled squirrel on a sugar rush. I’d bet my last chip that if pizza fund runs dry, the man’ll just sniff a pepperoni from 30 yards and go nutty anyway. Who’s actually bringing the hot sauce though? Last time we forgot it, the crew nearly rioted in Tesco and ended up buying 17 bags of irrelevant crisps instead.

yeah nah but can we all just agree right now—if pizza fund comes out looking weaker than my mate’s resolve to hit the gym after new year, i’ll personally organise a dawn raid on every domino’s in a 10-mile radius myself just to keep that stare of his cold enough to freeze magma 🍕❄️ then imagine the streets around the venue next saturday when he walks out with that fresh slice still sliding down his chin like some kind of roman candle of pure violence—we’re basically the support act before the main event and the main event’s got nothing on us stirring up that pre-fight hunger right? so who’s actually swinging by tesco to grab extra napkins—last time round the poor kid behind the counter looked like he’d seen a ghost when cov just wiped his palms on his own shirt like it was fine linen