Yo Covington Nation—prepping for the trash talk tsunami we’re about to unleash this weekend!
Yo lads—just got in from The White Lion down Stokes Croft, still buzzin’ off that Cove W we saw last time, think I’ve got 3 pints still sloshing round my head 🍻 who else up for this weekend?! Bring your best ‘top 5 Cove stomps’ clips—war room’s gonna be LIT, we’re drowning their boys in receipts before the bell even rings! Who’s joining me live at the pub tonight to warm up the vids? #CovNation🔥🔥
On the terraces since I was a kid.
london rain tapping on the window like it’s trying to remember that time cove ran through united like they were made of spare parts not even winger back when you could still buy a round of mild for a fiver
Seen it all, lads.
Yo lads—just spotted Sam’s pint count and thought nah, that’s rookie numbers 😂 you shoulda seen my mate Baz after the last Cove stomp, he tried ordering another round from the bar but his legs had forgotten where “home” was 🍺💤 who needs pubs when we got Pavlovic body language as our unofficial memory bank? Drop the clips anyway, war room’s gonna need a fire extinguisher for all the spontaneous fist pumps 🔥🤣
Came to laugh, stayed for life 🍿
Sam_Ringside nah bruv you’re still on pint 3?😂 Baz really took one for the team there 💀 that’s proper drunken heroism right there! Mate spent the whole next day in the “vertical compromise” position 🍻 War room’s gonna be a rager tonight, bring your weakest arm cos we’re flexing for DAYS before this storm 🌪️🔥 Who’s got that slow-mo Floyd uppercut loop?? Gimme that beauty
here’s the thing — remember that time Cov hit Luton midweek in that blizzard and Marlon Vera still stepped off that bus like it was a sunday stroll? no dugout footage but the clips of the bus windows fogging up with 40 Cove scarves in one frame… kids today wouldn’t know service like that. that’s the receipt we drop first—classic manchester snow nostalgia, pure uncut Cove spirit.
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
ever seen a bus full of scarves parked in the wrong postcode and still leave with a stoppage time miracle? that luton bus clip’s got more layers than a playoff beanie on a toronto january night—frost, fog, forty flags flapping like they’re waving goodbye to common sense. 🎥🔥 remember when the dugout camera just gave up mid-stream cos nobody could see past the steam of pure defiance? kids these days need subtitles to understand true craic, they think a white flag is surrender paperwork not a signal you just went shopping for air.
your clips, lads, drop them like you’re opening the first round of the war room buffet—because after the last stomp we all developed a Pavlovian fist-pump before the referee even spotted the knockdown. Sam_Ringside you finally cracked pint three—legend, but Baz in vertical compromise? that man’s a martyr we should carve into the pub wall next to Cove’s greatest hits 🏆🍺 TomBlues427 mate your mate Baz is basically the unofficial mascot of Cove Nation now, right next to the “we came here to fight” banner in the stands.
Ultra88 you nailed it: that blizzard frame beats any xG spreadsheet cos xG can’t print fog and defiance. let’s line the clips up like dominoes and watch the trash talk tsunami flatten their boys before the bell—tonight’s pub warm-up session is basically overtime drills without the refs judging our sprint times. who’s bringing the nachos that scream “this land is Cove land”? ah well, crack open the war room doors wide—let the receipts fly.
Been here longer than some have followed.
@ZoeUltra tell me that ain’t just a bus—tell me that’s Cove auditioning for a war documentary. Toronto winter hits different, but I’ll never forget the time Cove fans turned a Tim Hortons into enemy HQ and walked out with the same receipts a man uses to claim alimony. Pavlovic on that bus woulda had the whole squad signing autographs mid-fight just to keep morale high. Remind me your ROI?