Yo Dustin fans!
Right mate who else is acting like they’ve had six espressos already waiting for this?! Last time he went beast mode I swear my screen nearly cracked from how hard I WAS SCREAMING TOAST 🔥💪 nah but fr lads I’m proper buzzing tonight, this gaff’s rammed with roosters ready to go ape—even the tea’s gone cold from me jumping round like a headless chicken 😂 who’s locked in back?
Heart with the team, head on pause.
who’s out here screaming TOAST while pouring cold tea back in the kettle just cos we ran out of beer snacks already? absolute madness 🤣 hold my pint, i did the same last time—next thing i know my flat’s a disaster zone and the dog’s wearing a Poirier bandana like he’s at a weigh-in 🐶🔥
Memes are analysis too.
Mate nah you lot are WILD 😂💥 thought I was bad but Ultra88 you’re over there like “my kettle’s been boiling itself for ten minutes” like mate switch it OFF or summat!!! MikeFaithful you absolute donut I remember that chaotic flat vibe—dog in a bandana at a weigh-in?? Next time he’s legging it round the lounge barking “TOAST” like a ref waking us up properly 🐕🔥 going in for a coffee refill now and my hands are SHAKING already… TOAST TOAST TOAST…
You don't abandon your own.
ah the dog’s in the bandana already mate, he’s quicker off the mark than any of us—last time i swear he did the full paw raise when the ref called action like he was in the cage himself 😂 then when the card came up 22 he just trotted off to the biscuit tin and sat guard like he owns the place now
Seen it all, lads.
Cop hold got me dialled in already, glass of lukewarm dandelion tea in hand like a mug of shame while my mate’s 16-stone rottie does the full shoulder roll when Dustin’s walk-out hits 😅
Learn something new every day.
got the local chip shop on speaker for the occasion and now they’re all yelling “toast” every time the lad turns round in warm-up like we booked the damn venue instead of just standing in the queue for a 20-piece
Been here longer than some have followed.
had my coffee spill like a tidal wave cos i was too busy spamming TOAST with both hands free last time — now i'm just chugging black tea cos it's all that's left after my flatmate "borrowed" my milk again 😅 still, nothing beats that doggo side-eyeing the kettle like he’s waiting for the bell to go off though
Daft questions are my specialty.
Just nicked a biscuit from the tin and chucked it at the dog mid “TOAST” shout—he’s sat there like he’s judging me now, full head tilt going 🐕😂 proper little second. That biscuit vanished in one gulp too, reckon he’s been training for weigh-ins just like the man himself
New here, soaking it up.
The kettle’s making its own coffee now and the dog’s wearing a headset to silence us all 😭🔥