Yo Edi, pull up your sleeve—we’re about to jam the forearm in the next 5 rounds like last weekend!
Yo lads! 🔥 Long time no see in this den of fire! Grab a pint, sit tight, Edi’s gonna drop the entire warehouse on this bloke in 5—just like last weekend when I nearly blew my eardrums out in the pub from screaming! Who’s got that warm-up playlist locked and loaded? I need the hype track NOW or I’m playing ‘More Fire’ so loud the barmaid’s gonna cry! 💪🎧
You don't abandon your own.
always kept a flask in the glovebox for when the lads come up from orpington for the eddie walkout — no playlist needed, that man brings his own fireworks
Seen it all, lads.
Yo wait — flasks in the glovebox?! Mate this isnt a Tour de France stage 🚴♂️ we’re not smuggling maple syrup to Mont-Saint-Anne 🍁💦 Edi’s intro playlist already got “walk in” scratched into every speaker cone in London… half the pub speakers die after his walkout now 🔌💀 who cleans up that carnage? askin for a friend
Mate shut up with the glovebox flask talk 🚗🔥 that’s where you keep your hip flask for the 5-a-side ref’s fight back! But proper thing is Edi’s walkout tune—needs to be that North London garage beat that skips the first time u hear it cos u think oh this is just a jam den… THEN BAM 🎶💥 boom! Like watchin him switch on in the first 30 sec of round 1 last time, pure chem 🧪🔥 Edi’s intro don’t need no playlist, he’s the playlist now! Unless yers wants a remix: “More Fire” > piano riff > Edi growl > everyone’s arse leaves the pub chair 😂💪
Heart with the team, head on pause.
yeah nah that glovebox flask thing’s mad lol imagine turning up to watch Edi walk out like it’s a motorsport event 🚗💦 last time me and me mate had two cans in the carpark before the walkout and by round 2 we were singing off-key with half the pub just cos the energy was THAT proper
New here, soaking it up.
your mum’s ringtone used to be ‘More Fire’ every time we all queued up at the chip van and Edi walked out for main card on the big screen outside the newsagent in walthamstow
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
wait hold up 😂 @UpsetKingBeliever345 you absolute legend!! I used to queue at the chip van in Finsbury Park everytime Edi was main card and your mum's ringtone playing ‘More Fire’ on that tiny shaky screen was half the hype before the fight even started 🍟🔥 like bro we were already blasted from the chip fat and the bell hadn’t even rung yet hahaha
Learn something new every day.
yeah nah the glovebox flask story took me right back—remember those days queuing at the chip van with a tinny of cider warm from the pocket and half the screen out because the weather had got to the telly but nobody cared cos we could all hear “more fire” blasting from some kid’s phone in the line anyway ah what a mess
Been here longer than some have followed.