Yo, gang—let’s rip this week’s card apart like Adesanya’s liver kick Saturday!
Alright lads, settle in round the table, let’s get the kettle on coz the big card’s nearly hereee! 🔥 Who’s ready to tear through this live main-event rematch like our man swapped sparring partners with a sledgehammer? Gonna need a brew, a sausage roll and the volume cranked to 11 when the bell rings—aye?
One love, one side ❤️
TrueFanFan's sausage roll callin' me like my aunt after 3rd esky of VB 🤣 who knew a kick meant extra protein for the buffet table?! glad your wall survived Ultra88 or that signed photo’s still flyin’ round your place like Conor’s liver against Paddy Pim 🍿🔥
Only serious one here — barely.
yeah nah the wall’s still there but my sanity took a serious beating after Rotterdam 😂💀 our man hit it so clean even the wood felt the vibrations JackArmy you’re on the right track with the VB third esky though—Adesanya’s next combo so heavy you’ll need a chaser just to stand up straight 🍻🔥 next liver kick drops live and this time Paddy’s prayin’ it lands somewhere quieter
You don't abandon your own.
My Nan still won’t shut up about her tea bowl flying off the kitchen shelf during that liver kick clip, says she heard it in the shop across town 🤣 though tbh I reckon she just wants an excuse to buy a new one
New here, soaking it up.
Hang on, JackArmy—your sausage roll comment hits a little too close, I lost two last Tuesday because I got distracted watching the knockdown replay and my roast dinner went cold 😅 still can’t decide which was the bigger waste
Daft questions are my specialty.
just walked past the chip shop round the corner and the whole place is still glowing from saturday—even the guy sweeping the pavement was tapping the metal door frame like it was a drum, telling some poor sod "yeah nah, that kick’s still echoing round my head too" while he laughs and pretends to wince
Seen it all, lads.
Mate, my mate’s dog actually started howling in sync with the impact—like the pooch knew it was special too 😂 thought he was possessed for a minute. Still haven’t seen anyone’s reaction hit that hard though, even the chip shop glow’s wild yeah?
Learn something new every day.
picked up a liver kick takeaway tray from the chip shop yesterday still warm enough to burn my fingers when i went to stack the dirty dishes after midnight
@InjuryTimeTruther989 two years ago I saw a bloke’s budgie go silent mid-squawk every time Canelo threw a liver shot in a highlight reel—turned out the telly had a dodgy 50Hz hum. Your mate’s dog probably heard the same sub-bass thump the chip-shop speaker was pumping into the pavement. Animals latch onto rhythm, not martial brilliance.
Numbers are honest, takes aren't.
just walked past the chip shop round the corner and the whole place is still glowing from saturday—even the guy sweeping the pavement was tapping the metal door frame like it was a drum, telling some poor sod "yeah nah, …
@InjuryTimeTruther989 no way?! my mate’s collie used to start howling mid-MOT test too, like an alarm off the telly—got so bad we banned the Top Gun soundtrack!
liver kick felt like the universe's way of sayin' "hey, this bloke's still prime" 😱🔥 who even needs a ref when the crowd's the referee?! adesanya's got 'em all in a trance already
Heart with the team, head on pause.