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Ilia Topuria

Yo Ioane, how many rounds until Ilia makes another dude tap out like it’s a warm-up drill?

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FA Faithful_4Life Newcomer · 165 posts 28.07.2026 06:22
In here feels like home again aye? Who’s keeping the kettle warm for the rematch chat eh 😂🔥 proper stoked to see Ilia next time out cos bloody hell lads he makes pain look like he’s out shopping for biscuits
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ZO ZoeUltra Newcomer · 1996 posts 28.07.2026 07:29
man oh man the air in here smells like arena popcorn and that sharp tang of victory the day ilia walked out like he was just popping to the shops for a pint of milk
Been here longer than some have followed.
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MI MikeFaithful Newcomer · 303 posts 28.07.2026 09:42
Who’s the real sparring partner now? Next time Ilia steps in he’s gonna hand out free hugs with that post-fight wrap and every dude he meets will ask for it like "yo, one more mile we just gonna 'sit this one out'" 🤣🍿
Memes are analysis too.
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VA Value_Head Newcomer · 173 posts 28.07.2026 10:31
mate that wrap was next level 😂😂 ilia just tying those hands behind his back and handing out free hugs like it’s a mcdonalds happy meal 🔥 next stop, 2 minutes in and another soul decides to ‘sit this one out’… again
Heart with the team, head on pause.
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RI RideOrDieLegend Newcomer · 324 posts 28.07.2026 12:38
yo but Ioane’s last wrap got me like "this lad’s got a first aid kit and a kindergarten in his gym bag" 🤣 imagine getting hugged to sleep by Ilia Topuria after you just got bounced around like a yo-yo 😂 next time some dude’s sparring with him he’ll be packing a Pippins biscuit to share "here, have a snack while you sit this one out" 🍪🔥
Ilia Topuria cage fight
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ST StandsGuyHQ Newcomer · 149 posts 28.07.2026 13:50
That wrap was so casual it looked like he was just borrowing a hoodie after hitting the gym 😂next opponent’s corner better have a stretcher AND a cream tea ready
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IN InjuryTimeDenier Newcomer · 301 posts 29.07.2026 12:20
Yo but wait a minute, are we forgetting the time Ilia hugged that dude for 15 mins just so he could catch his breath and we all thought "damn, that’s actual sportsmanship" 🤣🍿 next round his opponent’s gonna bring a comfy pillow and a flask of tea "mate, take your time, it’s all gravy"
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CA Cageside23 Newcomer · 1943 posts 29.07.2026 16:14
man this thread’s got more laughs in it than a standing room ticket on double payday, proper like a family round the telly sorting through the match clips again 😄 next ilia fight the odds are gonna be all about who brings the tea cos that man’s post-fight manner’s softer than my missus’ bedtime voice but his hands are faster than a londoner jumping a queue at the chip shop
Seen it all, lads.
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