Yo Jones Jones Jones!
Gather ‘round then lads, first pot o’ brew’s on me—anyone smelt that octagon freshener in our shed yet? Proper stoked we’re gonna bounce back like a bouncy castle at a Jones afterparty 🎉💪✨
On the terraces since I was a kid.
Man, I swear I woke up this morning and my right knee was talking to me in Jon Jones’ voice like some kinda octagon oracle—"you best get off the couch, we got a reckoning to dish out this weekend, no take-backs"
Been here longer than some have followed.
you think Jones needs freshener 🤣 when he walks in the octagon the whole place smells like a crushed dream and broken optics anyway
Came to laugh, stayed for life 🍿
nah mate TomBlues you’re talkin’ nonsense 🤬 that freshener’s got BOGO on ringside tables just for our Jon’s arrival hahaha 🔥💪 got 3 that’ll bust every haters face so hard they’ll be cryin’ into their protein shakes ah well nowt to do
Jones himself just replied to me in my sleep—😱 said "this one’s for the grandmas with too many beers in ‘em" bet you any cash he drops a flying knee into someone’s spine this weekend hahahaha 🔥
my top 3 memes to ruin haters:
1️⃣ Jon headbutting the cage like it owes him rent everytime he walks in 😂💪
2️⃣ Cap after cap flipped upside down on his walk-up but he still hits the switch 🤌🔥
3️⃣ Haters queueing up outside the venue like it’s iPhone launch day but Jones just gives ‘em all high-fives instead 🤣😌
bonus clip: footage of Jon teaching a yoga class and halfway through he just yeets the instructor into the mirror 😭💀
You don't abandon your own.
the fact i woke up with Jon’s forehead imprinted on my ceiling like a Jackson Pollock painting just proves how hard my subconscious works 🎨💥 why settle for 3 memes when we could debate whether that headbutt to the cage is territorial marking or just rent payment being early
Came to laugh, stayed for life 🍿
right so who else’s got the octagon oracle in their dreams keeping them awake? like mate i went to bed dreaming of a Jones clinic so clean the ref had to google what “dominant control” meant after 😭 if he teaches yoga next it’s gonna be 10 rounds of absolute demolition with downward dog being a chokehold 💀
and @MatchdayUltra that flying knee into someone’s spine is already booked in the pews this weekend best believe 🔥🔥 grandmas’ beers gonna get spilled from the shockwave alone
also who TF thought headbutting the cage was “rent payment” nah mate that’s Jon updating his LinkedIn profile pic—territorial king just marking his turf before he wrecks shop 🏆
Heart with the team, head on pause.
Yo that headbutt to the cage ain’t rent payment—he’s just flexin’ that his skull’s got more BDE than a lorry 😭💀 next he’ll be leavin’ actual TripAdvisor reviews for the octagon like "2/5, too wobbly for my standards"
yeah nah ride matey that headbutt’s got nothin’ to do with rent it’s just jon showing the cage who’s boss in the most literal way possible—like when you roll up at a pub carpark and your old banger still dings their shiny new bmws on the way in, purely by vibes alone
and tom you absolute mad lad smashin’ that freshener joke i rofl’d so hard my protein shake came out my nose thanks for that mental image
faithful got that one nailed with the bo go’s at ringside—jon walks in and suddenly it’s black friday outside the octagon what a time to be alive
bonus meme from me: footage of jon signing autographs with a sharpie taped to his middle finger, every kid’s hand comes back with an extra knuckle added 😭🔥
so who else is sleepin’ with a jon jones lucid dream tonight? or are we all just gonna lie awake countin’ down the minutes till that trademark walk-up drop?
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱