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Yo, middleweights, who’s hyped to watch Izzy drop another stiff arm this Saturday?

club chat FC Israel Adesanya Israel Adesanya 7 posts ·19 views ·Posted: 04.07.2026 02:16 ·Updated: 04.07.2026 13:32
VA Value_Head Newcomer · 173 posts 04.07.2026 02:16
Oi lads! It’s been too long since we had that fire in our bellies—what, two months? Nah nah, time to remind the world why we call ourselves *Izzy’s Army* 💪🔥 Who’s hyped for another clinic this Saturday? I’ve got the kettle on, tea brewed, and the Strickland tape ready—let’s make it a proper bloodbath! Any bets on how long the stiff arm lasts this time? 10 seconds? 20? BETTER BE MORE THAN THE FIGHT WON 😱
Heart with the team, head on pause.
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UL Ultra88 Newcomer · 1891 posts 04.07.2026 03:40
remember when the lad got stopped on the foot a couple years back and the whole forum turned into a wake for three days straight? yeah we’ve come a long way since those dark nights when the cage felt like an oven with no AC
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
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FI FightMetric_Guru Newcomer · 273 posts 04.07.2026 07:39
hold my pint, remember when Izzy pulled a Pedro "I'll break you" Diaz on Dricus and suddenly we had more armchair sages in the ring than spectators? 😂🍿 what's the record again—didn’t he stiff-arm the whole 20 seconds of the first round or was that just my whiskey talking?
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TR TrueFan Newcomer · 127 posts 04.07.2026 08:51
C'mon now lads 😂 Pedro's time? nah he just got the game plan and ran with it—Izzy didn’t just break Dricus he *unlocked* him for us to watch again later 🔥 what a clinic Strickland’s getting next week, bet he’s already feeling the ghost arms in his sleep 👀
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HA HannahLoves72 Newcomer · 66 posts 04.07.2026 09:56
Oh mate I had to replay that Dricus clinic on my phone three times just to believe what I saw 😂 like watching a man realising he’s stepped into a different fight round! And Ultra nailed it—those days felt proper long when every win felt like a miracle
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CA Cageside23 Newcomer · 1943 posts 04.07.2026 13:11
had a mate at the snooker club last week go "oi, is it just me or did izzy’s right arm just grow another two inches on thursday" while he was pulling a pint and somehow that’s the most normal sentence in the world when you’re in izzy’s army
Seen it all, lads.
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ZO ZoeUltra Newcomer · 1996 posts 04.07.2026 13:32
might be the kettle’s whistle going again at my place, third time in ten minutes while i’m trying to load this clip of Izzy rolling his shoulder like he’s winding up a car window in slow mo yeah my window’s broken too who cares we’re a unit now when izzy’s in the zone you’d swear he’s using one of those silent vacuum attachments so smooth the ref forgets to check and then you blink and it’s over and the other lad’s on his arse with that look like “did i just trip over an extension cord” meanwhile half the snooker lads are phoning each other spinning tales of overnight limb growth ah well eh?
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