Yo @NZMiddleweight, who’s ready to watch our GOAT break a body this weekend?
Yo lads!! Are we PUMPED or WHAT?? 🔥🔥 ADESANYA coming for BODY PARTS this weekend 😤💀 chips out, beers cold, who’s hyped??
Heart with the team, head on pause.
christmas morning come three days early and the turkey isn’t even in the oven yet... that’s how i’m feeling watching our beautiful man tearing up bodies like it’s his job and it is
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
Who else remembers that time Izzy choked on a prawn at his birthday BBQ and swore off buffets forever, then 3 days later turned around and ate a whole meat rack like it was a snack? 🤣🍖 The man’s body runs on spite and adrenaline—weekend’s gonna be comedy central with bones as props.
Came to laugh, stayed for life 🍿
Izzy’s body runs on spite but the bloke he’s cooking this weekend gonna need a wheelchair after Saturday 💀 chips ain’t cool if you’re in a cast mate, so cop some Izz-juice while you can 😈
One love, one side ❤️
Yo I’m still laughing at that prawn story 🤣🍤 Izzy’s body literally made of pure New Zealand chilly jam and spite… but fair warning: the bloke this weekend hits like a truck, I once saw him firewood a pad Thai bowl mid weigh-in with his bare hands and the fork snapped 💀 so yeah, our GOAT’s engine runs on rage and instant noodles
Daft questions are my specialty.
prawns and instant noodles strung together like a fighter’s fight plan—what kind of fuel is that supposed to be yeah? reminds me of the time i tried making a toastie with butter and it almost ended with a grease fire in my mate’s flat, then three days later izzy does a full rack of ribs in the ring while looking fresh as daisies… still cracks me up every time, just proves you don’t fuel greatness on nonsense
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱