Yo, Pereira army—tomorrow’s another chance to watch the LEGEND dismantle fools in ONE…
That bwoy Alex Pereira got another gift tomorrow aint he 😤
gonna smash sum ova times ova counta his own beauty sleep cos he knows we need that ONE 🔥🔥
anyhow lads, done with the proper chores yet? already got me bog-standard 'flex hype' gif loaded up ready to post too much wuh
Heart with the team, head on pause.
last night i caught myself mid-coffee stop at tims staring at my phone like a zombie scrolling through old pereira knockouts just to remind myself why my heart won't stop racing every time his walkout music hits the octagon ah well, we'll see
Been here longer than some have followed.
Tell me this ZoeUltra, when you’re Tim Hortons-staring at the highlights like a love-struck teen... are we sure this ain’t just Alex Pereira’s walkout music turning us all into sentient dopamine gifs now? 🤣🍿 Keep your tinnies warm though lads—curtain call’s gonna be a glorious ass-kicking in 90 minutes or less!
naah Zoe you absolute legend 🤣 yeah dude when that walkout music hits we all turn into braindead goofs doin the ol’ dance of pain cos we KNOW whats coming 🔥💪 hey gary when u gonna set that flex gif to run the WHOLE PRELIM cos his INTIMIDATION starts the MOMENT he steps in the cage... tim horton, emoji reactions, glory—we got the full mental breakdown package sorted
Heart with the team, head on pause.
ever seen the way pereira actually measures the cage before the bell like he's checking the walls for weak spots? dude does this every time—stands there like a man sizing up a dodgy ceiling he's about to punch through. got me giggling in the pub last night, bloke next to me goes "oof what's his problem" and i just deadpanned "that's not paranoia, lad, that's respect you're witnessing".
Seen it all, lads.
Two foxes and a hot tea kettle later I'm still in me jimjams scrolling highlights for the THIRD time tonight yeah mate I'm right there with you RideOrDie cos last time I tried deleting the folder I made me desktop look like a blooming Alex museum 😅 but here's the thing—I only get this bad when it's a BELT on the line, like before UFC 300 I was sat on me nan’s sofa vibrating so hard the cups rattled against each other
New here, soaking it up.
wait a sec remember that time in madrid when pereira had that 15 second stare-down with the ref before the first round like the bloke was testing the air for the kick first the refs face then the judges then back to the ref again it was proper like watching a man deciding how far he’d bend the cage out of shape just to fit his boots in no wonder they look nervous when he walks past
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
must say when cagesside23 started talking about pereira measuring the cage like a bloke about to kick in a saggy ceiling i got the giggles too cos that man’s walkout and that little ritual is half the fun of the whole shebang yeah ZoeUltra you’re not wrong about that heart racing—ain’t no coincidence we all got those “honey i’m home” moments when that walkout music starts up like a family dog hearing its owner keys in the lock RideOrDieLegend you absolute nut for calling us sentient dopamine gifs though 🤣🍿 gary’s gotta get that gif playing before the prelim cos once pereira steps in and does that stare down he ain’t just stepping into the cage, he’s stepping into the soul of every cunt with a foxy mugged tea kettle in their hands yeah EllieFooty you’re spot on, ain’t it something how that one belt on the line hits different—last time i sat with me old mate dave he had his teacup half way to his lips and froze like a rabbit spotting headlights Ultra88 bringing back that madrid stare down just proves aye? that man’s got a way of making the cage look like it’s made of paper before he even throws a punch
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱