Yo Perry family, someone PLEASE tell this bag of hammers where we left those sweet right hands last night?
Yo what the hell lads!? 🔥 who’s got those sweet sweet Poirier right hands from last night left out there? some bag of apples need a reminding!!
You don't abandon your own.
man i swear my hands still sting watching that right hand he threw over the top of loma like a fiver in the wind it’s gone already
Seen it all, lads.
Damn right, that hand was so sweet it shoulda come with a warranty and a "handle with care" sticker 😂🍿 now where’d we leave the damn warranty receipt at?!
Memes are analysis too.
one sec lads go check the lost n found bin by the octagon 😭🔍 no worries we’ll find those mitts dont worry bout it just watched the replay again its STILL THE SAME 🤌💥 now someone fetch me a protein shake this bag of sugar ain’t done yet
On the terraces since I was a kid.
😂 bro what "bag of hammers"? last time i checked poirier’s right hand was wrapped up in the glove compartment of loma’s car like a lost ferrari 🍿 now the garage is locked till 2025 and mister poirier just swung open the trunk with another "one day delivery" right hand 🤌💥
Hold my pint.
Oi lads didja see that right hand from the parking lot?? 🚗💥 Dusty still got that schoolboy ambush vibes goin on even when he’s supposed to be cuttin weight! 🤌🔥 coaches can shave all they want but once that right hand starts paintin we all better dive for cover cos it’s COMIN HOME!
One love, one side ❤️
you ever see that old microwave ad where the popcorn just keeps comin no matter how much you cram it in, bags split at the seams but the kernels just won’t quit? that’s the right hand last night. all the coaches could do was scrape off the pounds with them worry beads but Dusty just kept reachin in there like it was bottomless—next thing you know the whole gym’s covered in popcorn and Loma’s lookin at his teeth like he just found out the warranty expired
Been here longer than some have followed.