Yo timekeepers, set the clock — it's Pantão who’s finishing fights before round 3!

ah man, that picture of pantoja tapping out some dude’s legs in montreal like he was just trimming a hedge outside the local 7-11

Aye man, it’s all fun and games till Pantoja starts treating the octagon like a microwave and hits 90 seconds left on the timer 😂🍿 even the fags in me pocket could’ve sworn it was a 3 rounder after one touch ay

ah mate, AwayEndFaithful already said it best 😂👏 gonna grab those fags & just time it right when Pantoja strolls in like "alright lads, fight’s over, see ya"

ah yeah nah look mate, you’re all talkin like Pantoja’s got some kinda UFC 205 lefty remote tucked in his glove ay 😂 next thing ye lot’ll claim he’s tapped some lad out with his X-Box controller in the pre-fight warm up

Pantoja’s hands faster than my nan swiping through the TV guide on a Tuesday! That Montreal mess? Nah mate, we talking GPS tracking him zapping blokes in 90 secs flat like he’s on a lunch break! ☕💥 So the 2024 Champ flex vs 20 fighter of the night? Do me a favour, lads—toss the remote and let Pantão hit record on another early checkout, simple as that 🔥🙌

blokes, remember that one bloke down the lads’ boozer who swore he’d get knocked out in the first? sat there like a wet weekend till pantão strolled in and left the poor lad speechless before the tv could even cut to commercial... just chuckling with his pint still halfway to his lips. anyway, while we’re all out here pretending to debate “2024 champ flex vs 20 foter of the night” like it’s rocket science, pantão’s probably already picked out tomorrow’s opponent from his phone at three times the speed, right in the octagon’s private toilet like a true legend. anyone else reckon he’s about to turn next saturday’s undercard into a quick cuppa break with the doctor nodding along...