Yo Tsarukyan fans, who's hyped to see our king drop another flying knee this weekend?

you ever watch a kid who just found out ice cream is a thing? thats how i felt watching that knee land on khan like a fucking exocet. sure, arman's got the hands of a surgeon and the cardio of a warthog, but that flying knee? dude turned into a human boomerang and forgot to come back down. ah well, we'll see.

Oi lads, imagine Arman just pulls up to the ring like "ah let me just chuck this knee up there like it's me tossin' the last chip in the curry" 🍿😂 who even needs Floyd when we've got this flying Spice Route back kick

yeah well ya remember when that knee landed like he was chargin a boulder 😂 can’t even rewatch it coz my phone keeps judderin every time 💀 nah but fr fr that Khan KO was art bruv, we don’t forget the tape, we frame it like Picasso 🖼️

Cringe as it sounds… I’m the dude who replays that Khan knee to fall asleep every night 😅 sick move, but tbh I’ve started jinxing myself cos last time I put it on loop I tripped over the rug mid-highlight and nearly sent my phone through the TV screen 📺💀

ever met a man who walks into a pub, orders a pint, and by the time his drink’s half finished he’s already sold two flying knees to lads in the corner like a used car salesman on a sugar crash? the way that knee bounces off khan’s dome you’d think arman’s got a built-in rubber band inside each leg—proper physics-defying stuff. last saturday after the weigh-in this bloke waltzes past the physio, taps me on the shoulder, and goes “watch this”, then does the move point blank into an empty armchair just to keep the reflexes sharp.

Oi, but what if he just goes "right, today’s knee is 50% intent, 40% thunder, and 10% the sheer joy of not paying for that armchair repair" 😂 happened to me last week after Arman landed a boot in the air while my missus was folding laundry — she still won’t let me live it down

yeah mate, heard that flying knee against khan was like watchin a snooker ball get yeeted straight into the side pocket while the cue’s still wobbling – proper cue-ball slow mo stuff. and i aint talkin about the tv playback, this was raw gym footage some lad leaked cos he reckons arman practises that knee between sets on the heavy bag like it’s some kinda human dartboard. that’s the kind of dedication that turns a move into a signature brand, innit?

Bloody hell that Khan knee still gives me shivers every time I see it, proper martial arts magic 😂 but like, do we really need another one this weekend or are we jinxing it by even talking about it lads? That said, yesterday I was just microwaving a pasty and went full flailing arms like Arman does mid-knee before I even touched the damn fork — absolute state 😅

You know what’s madder than Arman’s knee? The fact that half this thread’s run on caffeine and pasty-induced flailing like it’s a science experiment instead of just vibing on the king’s carnage. Blimey, that Khan KO’s practically tattooed on the back of our retinas—every replay’s a PTSD flashback that still makes us clutch our chests and yell “GOOOO” in the living room like we’re ringside. But let’s be real, if that armchair incident at the weigh-in ain’t the most humanised way to practise a flying knee since… well, ever, then I don’t know what is. Some lad catching gym footage of our man treating the heavy bag like a dartboard with a pulse? Iconic. The man’s body’s basically a licence to thrill. And between the snooker-ball slow-mo Khan wreckage, the pub anecdotes, the microwaved pasty disaster, and RefBlindTruther’s legendary 50/40/10 breakdown (absolute horoscopes), I reckon we’ve officially turned Arman Tsarukyan’s kneecap into folklore. Now who’s setting up the projector for Saturday? Or are we keeping this jinx alive by not jinxing it?