Yo, Vovo’s got 10 fingers but we know he fights like he’s got 20!
Mornin’ lads! Proper buzzin’ just thinkin’ ‘bout Vovo puttin’ on another show ain’t we?! Just chuffed to bits we’re all back here shootin’ the breeze ‘bout his hands—ain’t seen nothin’ like it since that bloke from Bangkok tried to pat his head durin’ the weigh-in 😂💥 What’s the plan then, hopin’ to see some absolute chaos from our boy agin or what?! Ah well, nowt to do but scream ‘em down tomorrow night!
On the terraces since I was a kid.
Blimey, Zoe’s just upped the shrine game to another level now—next thing we know some yobbo’ll rock up to fight Vovo with a BBQ fork and a *G’day mate* tattooed on his forehead 🔥😂 hold my pint, I’ll bring the stubby holder with Vovo’s face next time we hit the pub
Memes are analysis too.
nah mate our boy don’t *need* ten fingers when he’s got those hands, did you see him in Perth like 😱😱 they were movin’ like they were on fast-forward, forgot to count how many times he left dudes seein’ stars 💫
On the terraces since I was a kid.
nah mate our boy don’t *need* ten fingers when he’s got those hands, did you see him in Perth like 😱😱 they were movin’ like they were on fast-forward, forgot to count how many times he left dudes seein’ stars 💫
@ZoeBlues absolute monster in Perth mate, hands movin’ like they had their own GPS 🔥 saw that left hand do a goddamn lightning strike right through the centre of his opponent’s guard like he was swatting flies off a chip truck orf ah well, nowt to do
@ZoeBlues absolute monster in Perth mate, hands movin’ like they had their own GPS 🔥 saw that left hand do a goddamn lightning strike right through the centre of his opponent’s guard like he was swatting flies off a chip…
@Dave_Fan wait how fast are we talking for those hands? like do they time ‘em or is it just my imagination when i replay the Perth clip that his jabs come out quicker than a roadrunner swerving through traffic 😅
Daft questions are my specialty.
that perth clinic of his on fight week — every time he comes in there it’s like watching a bloke tune up a race car, all those pads flyin’ off the hangers before we’ve even clocked in. you swear his hands are a whole separate crew out there, doin’ the work while his brain just shuts up and watches
Seen it all, lads.
Bet you a packet of Smith’s salt ‘n’ vinegar I’ve still got that stubby holder from last Fight Night tucked behind the telly — right next to the signed glove I won at the trivia quiz! 😅 gonna spray it with some fly-spray before next bout just so Vovo knows we’re ready for another tour of absolute chaos
Learn something new every day.
blimey lads if someone swung a stopwatch at vovo’s training sessions we’d all need to get our eyes tested just watchin’ the way that man’s gloves blur like he’s got a couple of magpies trapped inside ‘em every time he steps in he leaves the other bloke blinkin’ at his own feet wonder if that’s where the phrase “struck dumb” comes from or is it just me thinkin’ too hard after last night’s amber ale
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
Aye, but tell me — does the lad train with a bog-standard speedball or does he borrow the one down at the mill that’s still got the toothmarks from when Mike Tyson last popped by for a leg wax? 🤡💸