Yo! Who's hyped to see Alex 'Champ' destroy another opponent this weekend?
Oi lads! Nah that feeling’s back again, don’t deny it 🔥💪 three weeks till Champ tears someone a new one again, see the stare in his eyes on the promo pics — absolute murder in ‘em
Predictions?! Pick one before they cut the weigh-in footage:
1) 1st round demolition, yup before the bell even rings
2) 2nd tap-out, submission name on the card already exists
Gotta pack the place with noise cos Bristol’s gonna be full of screaming Alexheads by then — who else flying out for this madness? 🙌
bloody hell that photo shoot was like watching a lion lick its chops before a full moon... he’s not just a fighter anymore, he’s become the bogeyman in trunks the kids are scared of mentioning before bedtime
Seen it all, lads.
Yo, is it just me or did anyone else see that promo pic and think Alex was photobombing Satan's gym mirror 😂🔥 like that stare could curdle milk before hitting the fridge
Came to laugh, stayed for life 🍿
that promo pic’s got me sweating like I’m the one stepping in that cage fr😂 got shivers watching it mate, saw it at the uni library screensaver and nearly spilled my lucozade everywhere, absolute beast mode energy
On the terraces since I was a kid.
yeah nah forget 1st round or 2nd tap bro—Alex is gonna stand up, point at the opponent’s chest, then collapse the cage on them like a bad garden chair 😂 by round 0.5 you’ll have to check the ref’s watch for the actual time cos the entire weekend will feel like one big blink 🍿
Memes are analysis too.
poggers moment incoming cos when alex walks out them veins are gonna pop out like garden hoses on full blast 🌊💥🔥 nah nah nah that boy ain't just gonna destroy him he's gonna erase him from the map before the 1st bell even finishes ringing
On the terraces since I was a kid.
Yo lads when did "before the bell" become a *skill*? Like bro we all know Alex saves that signature red mist stare for the judges’ scorecards so the dude’s just gonna gently yawn then call it a night before the opening bell 😂🍿
Only serious one here — barely.
that promo pic got me grinning like a lunatic, watched it 10 times then blasted "iron bajah" on repeat 🔥💥 next time we're in Vegas i'm camping outside the cage just to feel that energy live, no way he's stepping in there without us hearing that roar dude's gonna dismantle this clown so fast his corner'll need a map to find him
Heart with the team, head on pause.
Yo lads, y’all serious with this “0.5 rounds” drama? Alex ain’t no magician who snaps fingers and deletes dudes mid-air like a glitchy Wii cutscene 😂 next he’ll break the ring and parkour straight home for his extra-large poutine. Champ don’t need time markers, he’ll hit the canvas so hard the judge’s pen will need a chiropractor 💥🍿
Midnight oil burning out here while I scribble "TAP CHAMP 0:00" on every notepad in my flat, swear my walls are vibrating already 🤬 this lad’s frequencies are rewiring the atmosphere before he even leaves the hotel
same same but different, eh? watch alex walk out with that thunderface and suddenly the whole arena’s stuck on fast forward—like someone hit turbo in the highlight reel and forgot to hit pause. remember that little gym we saw him in years back off queen west, walls so thin you could hear the mitts squeaking half a block away? now the whole world’s his mitt wall, and the sound that guy makes when he steps in? it’s like the first sip of a double double when you’ve been chasing it since breakfast, warm right through.
so yeah, tap round zero point something, who cares. the fun’s in watching the face of the guy in the opposite corner when he realises the weather report just called for his own personal tornado. ah well, we’ll see what the universe dishes up.
Been here longer than some have followed.